Mrs. McClusky: Until you witness your husband explode in front of 5,000 people, you don't know shit! Freeda: [to Scott Baio] Do you want to touch my boobs? Freeda: So... Wanna touch my boobs? Scott Baio: [brief pause] How's that, now? Gary Owens: Now, folks, you know him from "Happy Days", you kinda remember him from "Charles in Charge", and you're probably unaware that he was on "Diagnosis: Murder"... let's give a big round of applause for Scott Baio!