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"She Spies"

"She Spies" (2002) 5.0

2003-06-10(挪威)| 动作 冒险 喜剧| 美国
上映时间:2003-06-10(挪威) 类型: 动作 冒险 喜剧
国家/地区:美国 
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Three gorgeous female convicts are paroled from prison to work for an unnamed federal agency. While saving the world, they take verbal pokes...更多>

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D.D. Cummings: That's insane. Meelbow: No more insane then three beautiful ex-cons working for a clandestine government organization., trying to rid the world of all wrongdoing. Everyone: Umm, yeah, yep. Pretty much. Jack Wilde: Ladies, I have a bone to pick with you. Cassie McBain: Darn, I was hoping to have a boneless day. Jack Wilde: If he gets those hands on those trade secrets the livelihoods of thousands of factory workers are at stake. Cassie McBain: So is this another one of those conversations where we both know all these things but for some reason we have to say them out loud? Jack Wilde: Yeah, I guess so. Cassie McBain: And you don't want to see me mad. Do you know why? Karg: Why? Cassie McBain: Because mad is bad. Repeat after me. 'Mad is bad.' Karg: 'Mad is bad'? Cassie McBain: Louder. Karg: Mad is bad. Cassie McBain: That's good. Karg: Mad is good? Cassie McBain: Of course not. It's bad. Karg: Mad is bad or mad is good? Cassie McBain: Mad is bad and that's what good. Karg: It's good that it's bad? Cassie McBain: And it's bad that it's good. Karg: Mad is bad, and bad is good, so that means that mad is good for being bad. Cassie McBain: And don't you forget it. Shane Phillips: It's sleaze like that that gives sleaze like us a bad name. Jack Wilde: Yeah, well, contact your union. Amy: Who the hell are you people? Shane Phillips: We're ex-cons working for a clandestine group to take down low-lifes likes you. Mica Divornak: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Cassie McBain: Yeah, everyone always says that. Shane Phillips: Right before we kick their asses. Cassie McBain: There are things I'd rather be doing than dying. Shane Phillips: Playing miniature golf. Cassie McBain: Wallpapering the guest bedroom. Shane Phillips: Watching the second season of 'The Bachelor.' [pause] Shane Phillips: Nah. Cassie McBain: Rather be dying. D.D. Cummings: We're going to watch some fun and age-appropriate TV... We so don't want to watch two soap stars talking about having an affair. [changes channel]

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: Or someone planning a murder. [changes channel] D.D. Cummings: Or discussing incest. [changes channel] D.D. Cummings: Or planning to murder someone they had an incestuous affair with. [changes channel] D.D. Cummings: Or talk shows about cross-dressers. [changes channel] D.D. Cummings: Or talk shows about incestuous cross-dressers who murder. [changes channel] D.D. Cummings: Or divorce court. Or people's court. [changes channel] D.D. Cummings: Or recreated murders that end up in court. [changes channel] D.D. Cummings: Or Cedric. Shane Phillips: We've got 'She Spy' action figures. D.D. Cummings: We have 'She Spy' action figures? Shane Phillips: Yeah. You wind them up and they dare you to find their time slot. Cassie McBain: I love a man who's mildly assertive. No, I don't. I always get those two confused. Jack Wilde: You said you wanted to butter up the boss, I didn't know you meant it literally. Tanya: You should be thankful, you know. In some species the female eats the male after mating. Jack Wilde: And not in the way we like it. Cassie McBain: It looks like something Kandinsky threw up on. What? Dennis Miller's gone, somebody's got to make pretentious semi-obscure references. Jack Wilde: Who do you wreak havoc and destruction wherever you go? D.D. Cummings: It's what we love. Shane Phillips: Why don't you leave the whole 'I'm too good for the whole world' look to the professionals? Andrea: And maybe you should leave that sassy but Sassoon look to the late night action adventure shows? D.D. Cummings: It'd be really great if there was something really hard and really scary that you had to do, and you could somehow zoom to the part where you're done and you're fine. [jump-cut from them on the roof of a building to inside] Cassie McBain: That worked great! Shane Phillips: That reminds me of what I miss most about prison D.D. Cummings: Shaving your legs? Shane Phillips: Okay, second most. Cassie McBain: [preparing to houseclean] It's 2100 hours. We all know our assignments. With a precise coordinated attack we should be able to complete our attack by 0300 hours. Ready? (sits down) Or we could just relax, watch 'Sex and the City', and hope the cleaning fairies show up tonight. D.D. Cummings:

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So we've gone from imprisoned hardened couch potatoes to freedom-loving couch potatoes?

"She Spies"

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