Are you stalking me? Because that would be super.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
But you know what I've learned in my seven years here at Coolidge... Timmy? I've learned that you can't treat every situation as a life-and-death matter because you'll die a lot of times. Write that down. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Suicidal Freshman:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I don't have a pen. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Well remember that then. And you know something, Timmy? I think you've got the balls to make it here. Call me nuts, but I believe in you.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Gwen:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Mouths] What are you doing here? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Mouths] I don't know!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sometimes you gotta let your heart lead you... even if you know its someplace you know you're not suppossed to be.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[repeated line, after giving advice] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Write that down.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
All you need is scented candles, massage oil, and Barry White. Write that down.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
The first day of spring semester. A time to say goodbye to the parents once again, and say hello to a few new student bodies.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Don't be a fool, stay in school!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
What is wrong with people today? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hutch:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[taking a hit from a bong] It's the internet, it fries their brain cells.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Taj:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I would like very much to spend my remaining days here as your assistant. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Okay, we're just going do a little word association. Say the first thing that comes to your mind. Milk. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Taj:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Tit! Oh, mommy. Most Indians would say "cow" because they are sacred, but I hear "milk," I think giant jugs. You see, I cannot go home a virgin. I came here to study the great American art of muff diving. To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand! You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know? I want to take it through the car wash, baby. And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that shit, yeah! And I would like to be your assistant very much, Mr. Van Wilder.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Vance Wilder, Sr.:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van is still in school? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Assistant:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
For the better part of a decade.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Campus Cop:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to back away from Van's vehicle!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Vance Wilder, Sr.:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sweet Joesph, my son's a fairy.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Take your clothes off. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Gwen:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I'm not taking off my clothes. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Well it is the naked mile run, everybody else is in their birthday suit. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[a hairy naked guy runs by] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Except that guy.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[after a stripper farts in their face] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Congratulations Taj, your first blow job!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Don't be a fool and wrap your tool.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Crazy kids with their crazy VDs.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hutch:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I've got a plan. Let's go get fucked up. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sounds good.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I know Ms. Pac-Man is special. She's fun. She's cute. She swallows.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Panos Patakos:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Nobody even knows we're here. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Au contraire, mon freres.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I'd like you to meet Sherri and Terri. Two girls utterly infatuated with men who have larger than normal... medulla oblongata's.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Her name's Naomi. That's "I moan" backwards.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Richard:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You're going to miss the biggest party of the year! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Crickets chirp] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Jeannie:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
This party so rocks, Richard! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Richard:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
This party sucks rectum, Jeannie!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Panos Patakos:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
How do you put a price on dignity? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Friend:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
How do you put a price on poonani?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Whoa, trick or treat. What's going on? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Richard:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
This vaginal discharge won't let us partake in the party. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Graphic.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Richard:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Gwen, what are you doing here? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You two know each other? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Richard:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
That's my girlfriend, gluteus erecti.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You shouldn't take life to seriously. You'll never get out alive.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
if you're always thinking about the future, then you kinda forget about the present.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[to Gwen's Parents about Richard] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
He's here, who is running hell?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Blue - it brings out your eyes. The kid has killer eyes, not unlike yourself - anyone ever tell you that? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Gwen:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Yes, my boyfriend. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Your boyfriend? What's his name? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Gwen:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I don't think that's any of your business. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Puts on sunglasses and turns away] You're right复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Richard, you rascal, you never told me you were a DIK! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[under his breath] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Not that you had to.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Wow, If he's here, who's running hell?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Well just take a look at this... ya... doodles... I attend class today just about stayed the whole time too! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Gwen:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I'm glad you went to all your classes today. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
And a few that weren't mine, I stepped in the wrong room, liked what I heard... stayed. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Gwen:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
That's great!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Gwen:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I'm doing a human interest piece... on you. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I'm flattered, I'd love for your piece to be on me. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[looks up at the ceiling and sighs] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
... But sadly I don't do interviews, never have, never will. Do lunch though.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Richard:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mr. Wilder here is quite the collegian. He's in his, what? sixth year? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Actually, its lucky number seven.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Taj:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Jumps up] WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hutch:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
In your room a few days ago. I'm trying to spark this bong, but the damn thing won't light. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Taj:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
That's no bong... It's for my shlong. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Hutch starts coughing and gagging] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hutch:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hold up, I just put my mouth on your cock-pump? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Taj nods his head] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hutch:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Oh damn!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Gwen:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Well I think it takes a lot more then the kind of underwear one wears to define them as a person. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Van looks shocked] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Like what?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Campus Cop:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
We've got a jumper!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[ink blot test] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Stoner Freshman:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I see a rabbi, and he's performing a circumcision... on himself though.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Well, you haven't lived until you've shot-putted blitzed on Jager!"复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I want you all over that ball like a fat kid on a cupcake!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Gwen, good of you to come. Now take off your clothes. It is the naked mile run.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Taj复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Is that all you people think about? Getting fucked up?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
All this time I thought I was more to you than a flaccid story.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
It's a date. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Gwen:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
It's an interview. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
First dates are interviews.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dinner for two. Clothing optional.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You think about the future too much and you kinda forget about the present. Obviously.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hey look. I read the damn article all right. But don't tell anyone because if word gets out that I read my reputation shot to hell.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Taj:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Doesn't she have a boyfriend? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Details. Only details.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
McDoogle:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Ok, Wilder. Let's dance. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
It's a good day to die, McDoogle.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
If Milty Mingleton can shove himself into that weenie bikini, then you don't need to be shy about making your donations to the swim team.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
We'll be accepting donations in the form of cash, visa, and full frontal nudity.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[while having sex with Jeannie] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Richard:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
P.S. Shut the fuck up!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[after tasting Jager] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Kid:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
This tastes like shit! You got any scotch?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[after the dog farted in the tub & his testicles floated to the top] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
These things could raise the Titanic!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
McDoogle:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
This is some pad Wilder... Decorated in early fuck!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Richard:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You do not call her bitch, Gonad!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Vance Wilder, Sr.:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Where can I find Van Wilder? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Wasted Guy:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
In the Guinness Book of World-fucking-Records, man... under "Raddest Fucking Dude Alive"! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Vance Wilder, Sr.:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Ok. Thanks. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Wasted Guy:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
In any one of these three rooms, Gramps.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
What's that intoxicating scent you're wearing Doris? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Ms. Doris Haver:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I have cats. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Meow!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Gwen:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
What was that girl, a freshman? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
She reads at a sophomore level.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Ms. Haver takes a long swig on some liquor] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Ms. Doris Haver:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Oh yeah... that's the shit! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You know... I think I'm getting a little coldsore come on... so maybe we shouldn't do this for 3 to 6 weeks? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Ms. Doris Haver:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Shut up, bitch and give me some sugar!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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McDoogle:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I've been waiting all these years for you to realize your potential. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
That's why you and I had friction? God, I always thought it was 'cause, 'cause I fooled around with your daughter freshman year. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
McDoogle:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Why, what... You fooled around with my daughter? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
What?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Stripper farts, blowing white powder over Van, Hutch and Taj. There is a pause before Van whoops and claps in applause] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Taj, your first blow job! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Taj:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
In my country, a woman's mastery of her gastronomical releases is considered the ultimate aphrodisiac!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Jeannie:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Then we bumped uglies. It was the best ten seconds ever.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Those circus midgets can NOT hold their booze!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I'm all out of love. I'm so lost without you. I know you were right. Believing for so long. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sally:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dope song. What's it called? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Gwen Used Me For Her Story, Then Married an Ass Wipe... and Ran Over My Heart With a Big Metaphorical Truck. Originally performed by Air Supply.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Vance Wilder, Sr.:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Excuse me? Can you tell me where I might find the 'Radest fucking dude alive'?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Gwen:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Is it true this is your seventh year at Coolidge? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Carry the two, yes that's correct.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I'm sorry, fellas. The bakery's closed.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Van Wilder:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[while the dog is walking away, and his balls have shrunk] Look all he needed was a little TCP复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
