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Subway Monkey Hour

Subway Monkey Hour (2002) 8.0

2002-03-24(美国)| 喜剧| 美国
上映时间:2002-03-24(美国) 类型: 喜剧
国家/地区:美国 
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Tom Green brings his unique style of purile behaviour to the serious people of Japan. He mocks their society, tradition, lifestyle, authorit...更多>

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[Reading mistranslated English text on a Japanese soda machine] Tom Green: Why don't you have anything to drink? Choose one making you better feeling! Tom Green: Why don't you have anything to drink, choose one making you better feeling. Tom Green: Ha, ha. He fell on his bum bum. Tom Green: Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto. Tom Green: Pizza... pie... pizza... pie, I like my pizza pie Tom Green: It's not that I don't want to get in the van with the monkey, I do. But what does it accomplish. Tom Green: Would you like a "Go Fork Yourself" T-shirt? Tom Green: I notice that the police officers here in Tokyo wear cute little uniforms and look like Boy Scouts. Could I buy some cookies? Could you teach me how to make a campfire? I'm freezing, daddy! Japanese police officer: Oh... no, I don't understand uh... I... I can answer some easy questions... but is uh... too hard for me! Tom Green: Okay here's an easy question. Daddy, I'm freezing. Can you make me a campfire? Japanese police officer: uh... campfire?... Tom Green: Oh, you sir, he likes bananas! Oh, he's just gettin' his bag. Old Japanese man on subway: We like quiet. Tom Green: You like bananas? Old Japanese man on subway: We like quiet. Tom Green: Quiet. Old Japanese man on subway: Quiet, please! Tom Green: You like potatoes? Old Japanese man on subway: NO! Tom Green: What does it smell like ? Used Panty Dealer: The ladies spot. Tom Green: and what does that one smell like, Big Macs ? Tom Green: I prefer the Mercedes, I like the leather seats. Tom Green: See, Mom? I told you I'd make it. I'm in Tokyo dressed as a fork vomiting. Tom Green: I'm from Canada, so I'm not really very smart. Tom Green: You guys wanna take a crap in our van we've already had monkeys and chickens do it!... That is the most horrible sentence I've said in my life. Tom Green: I'm checkin' out a school boy's ass! Tom Green: GODZILLA DOESN'T GIVE A CRAP ABOUT FRANCE!

Subway Monkey Hour

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