Velma Dinkley: [Velma just got a makeover from the makeover machine of the future] I feel like I got 10 pounds of make-up on, these shoes are too tight and? [sees herself in the mirror - she is in a tank top, tight pants, high heals, is without her glasses and has her hair done really nice] Velma Dinkley: ?Wow, I'm hot! Fred 'Freddy' Jones: Du jour, du jour, du jour. I'm learning to talk French. Velma Dinkley: Badly. Daphne: Maybe you should start by just going "Oui, oui." Fred 'Freddy' Jones: I did that before we left the hotel. Daphne: [disguised as her cousin] I hope this works. The family resemblance is uncanny. Velma Dinkley: So you look like Danica? Daphne: Yes, but, so does Uncle Julius when *he's* in heels. Nancy Chang: And how will these high profile games be affected by the loss of Olympic Bronze Medalist, Chris Klug, under mysterious circumstances? Bruce Wilkenson: Nancy, I'm sure with a million dollars at stake the other competitors will be hungry for victory. Fred 'Freddy' Jones: Chris Klug injured? Velma Dinkley: Mysterious circumstances? Daphne: One million *dollars*. Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Hungry? Daphne: Wow, these people sure know how to throw a dinner. Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: That's good, cause I sure know how to catch one. Daphne: Eww! Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: What? Daphne: You're tracking in that gunk. Fred 'Freddy' Jones: Isn't that proof there's a real dinosaur? Daphne: No. Wait just a minute. This stuff is bat guano. It's the basis of many cosmetics. Velma Dinkley: Another good reason to keep my natural look. Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Like, we're staying here? No way. No *way*. Velma Dinkley: Okay. You and Scooby can stay out here - *next* to the graveyard. Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Well, since either choice is like Creepsville I'll choose the one that might have a kitchen.
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers
: Hey check it out. Andy and Mandy make dandy candy. [laughs] Fred 'Freddy' Jones: That's handy. Nancy Chang: Rufus Raucous, the magician the world watched perish on this very site, will return tonight; seemingly from the dead. Is this for real? I don't know. But I *do* know, I reported it first. Fred 'Freddy' Jones: Hanging our things from vines. Great idea Daphne. Daphne: Something I remembered from Bonfire Girls. Keeps everything safe from mud, moisture and soldier ants. Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Not to mention lions, leopards and snakes. Scoobert 'Scooby' Doo: Oh my. Daphne: Did you see the sea monster? It was huge and green and ugly all over. Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Sounds like that salad we had on the airplane. Velma Dinkley: Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Daphne: That Maura's hairstyle is all wrong for her face? Velma Dinkley: That too but no. [the Gang splits up to look for clues but in a new pairing] Fred 'Freddy' Jones: So, uh, did you see the game last night? Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Uh, I'm not really into sports. Fred 'Freddy' Jones: Oh, heh, yeah right. Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: You wanna get some food? Fred 'Freddy' Jones: No thanks, I'm not hungry. Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Oookay. [both sigh] Fred 'Freddy' Jones: Next time we pair up like usual. Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Good plan. Velma Dinkley: Wow. I thought you just collected toys. Harry Noze: No. I am also a most excellent toy maker. Check this out. I call her Crying Carrie. Daphne: Why do you call her - [the doll shrieks painfully] Velma Dinkley: Never thought I'd see Scooby-Doo jump the shark. Emperor Caesar Saladicus: Those who are about to fight, salute me! I am the Emperor Caesar Saladicus. Do you have any last requests? Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Hold the anchovies? Daphne: Great idea to rent these mopeds Freddy. Fred 'Freddy' Jones: I'll never forget that guy's face when I said I wanted something that could outrace a chariot. Velma Dinkley: That's because your Italian meant "outrace a flying hamster". Fred 'Freddy' Jones: Okay, here's the plan. Shaggy, you and Scooby create a diversion. Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Right. Fred 'Freddy' Jones:
Daphne, you and Velma will jump over to the other side of the roof and get to that control panel.