King Dedede: That's trash you're talkin', Kabu! Ain't no such person as Kirby! Escargoon: That's right! You're full of Kabu-loney. Kabu: Kabu can see the future. King Dedede: Then why don't you predict what's gonna happen when I push this here button? Kabu: I predict you will not push it. King Dedede: Well, I predict you're dead wrong! Escargoon: There's no monster here! Cappy: Yes there is! It's big and it eats everything in sight! Escargoon: That's King Dedede! King Dedede: I'm gonna miss my little Blocky! Escargoon: Well, it just goes to show ya, sir, you can't take your monsters for granite. Chef Kawasaki: Kirby's wrecking my restaurant! Tiff: Don't blame him. Blame the King and Escargoon! Tuff: Yeah, they're the ones who made Kirby mess up! Chef Kawasaki: Well, that may be true, Tuff, but I can't fire the King! Meta-Knight: Your spirit is willing but your pink flesh is weak. Escargoon: We're going backwards! King Dedede: I know that. Hit the brakes! Escargoon: They won't hold! King Dedede: Then do something! Escargoon: Like what? King Dedede: Break my fall! King Dedede: What's that mumbo-gumo mean? Escargoon: I'm not sure, but there's more. King Dedede: Good. Is it next week's lottery numbers? Escargoon: If it was, I wouldn't tell you. It says, "Your account is past due, pay up, you cheap tightwad!". [King Dedede hammers Escargoon] Escargoon: Great. Just 'cause I'm a snail, I get slugged! Escargoon: Those bees gave me so many lumps that I feel like a bowl of oatmeal! Escargoon: I know this came out of the oven, but it tastes like it came outta the sofa cushions! King Dedede: There's a word for this here stuff, and it ain't "food"! Escargoon: This plant plan is startin' to grow on me! Escargoon: Now you've broken the King's heart! How? I don't know, he doesn't have one. Tuff: What are we going to do, Tiff? Tiff: I'm thinking, Tuff! It takes a while to come up with a good idea!
[Tiff's stomach growls]
Tiff: [looking embarrassed] My stomach thinks it's a good idea to find some lunch. Tuff: [watching Kirby running around breathing fire] Yeah! He's Fire Kirby now! Meta-Knight: No, that's just heartburn from Kawasaki's cooking. Tuff: Kirby's in trouble! Tiff: That monster knows every trick in the book! Meta-Knight: You mean in the cookbook! Tuff: Kirby, doesn't your stomach ever get tired? Meta-Knight: I fear Microphone Kirby mat be Kirby's most powerful form! Tiff: Now you tell me! Tiff: You can't ever win unless you cheat! King Dedede: Thanks for the advise! King Dedede: That's D-D-D-Devious! Escargoon: What are you laughing at? Knuckle Joe just made YOU look like a knucklehead! King Dedede: We been D-D-Divided! King Dedede: Escargoon! Let's play some putt-putt! Escargoon: I don't have time to watch you cheat at miniature golf! My entire life savings are in jeopardy! King Dedede: Whadda ya mean I cheat? Escargoon: Oops. King Dedede: Here come yer biggest fans for your autograph! Tiff: But you crooks are the ones who started all this trouble in the first place! King Dedede: We was fooled by the Broom King, just like the rest of ya. Right, Escargoon? Escargoon: Hah! That's a likely story. Fo-Lo-Lo & Fa-La-La: [singing a jump rope chant] One and one and one is three! We don't like King Dee Dee Dee! Two and two and two is six! He weighs like a ton of bricks! Escargoon: Save the tears for your golf score, sire. King Dedede: Can't tell a crook by its blubber! Tiff: That's embarrasing. Escargoon: Honey, you don't know the meaning of the word embarrasing. King Dedede: You saw it! This whole town's revoltin'! They lookin' to dispossess me and tarnish the reputation of the Dedede Dynasty! Them ingrateful ingrates! I'll stamp out them double-crossers! How can them Cappies de-de-dethrone ME? Escargoon: Maybe Bellybuster makes his pies in a barber shop, cause this tastes like shaving cream! Escargoon: HEY! Bring the king something to eat, willya? [silence] Escargoon:
I don't get it. Couldn't they hear me?