Melody: The walls are mushy! Josie McCoy: It's cool if you like it, it's okay if you don't, but decide for yourselves. Carson Daly: If I wasn't a key player in this whole conspiracy to brainwash the youth of America with rock music, we could totally date! Fiona: That's Mr. Moviefone. He does all our subliminal messages. Alexander Cabot: You know what? I still don't understand why you're here. Alexandra Cabot: I'm here because I was in the comic book. Alexander Cabot: What? Alexandra Cabot: Nothing. Josie McCoy: Puppies grow into dogs that get old and DIE! [to pilot] Wyatt: Put the Chevy to the levy. Josie McCoy: Oh my god. I'm a trend pimp! Valerie: Okay, who thinks Fiona is a complete freak? Melody: Oh my God, I'm so glad you said that, because as soon as you said her name I got this sudden chill all up my spine. Valerie: [pause] Oh, sweetie, that's cos you're sitting on the O. Melody: [stands, looks round to see her seat was against the O of the word FIONA made out of ice] Oh! Josie McCoy: I'm nobody's pimp! Valerie: Do ya know? Does anyone have change for a tampon? Valerie: Does anyone have change for a tampon? Josie McCoy: What are you gonna do? Kill me with the guitar? Josie McCoy:
If I could go back in time and change everything back, I would!
Melody: That's really cool. If I could go back in time, I would want to meet Snoopy. Alexander Cabot: Hey, I can't be everywhere at once! Melody: Oh, wouldn't it be cool if you could, though? I could be in here... and the living room! I could be in the bathroom and the living room! Valerie: That's great. Even our manager wants to listen to another band. Alexander Cabot: Gatorade is the new Snapple. [their thoughts] Josie McCoy: Look at them all staring at us. They think I shouldn't be here. That's totally what they're thinking. Valerie: Look at them all staring at Josie. They think we shouldn't be here. That's totally what they're thinking. Melody: [in song] If you're happy and you know it then you really ought to show it. If you're happy and you know it clap your hands! [clap! clap!] [Josie, Melody and Valerie listen to the song snippet they just recorded, now with subliminal messages] Melody: I want a Big Mac! Valerie: But, Mel, you're a vegetarian. Melody: I know, but suddenly I want one! Alexandra Cabot: That's Mr. Moviefone! How'd you get him on your CD? [gasp] Alexandra Cabot: You slept with him! Lance: Du Jour means teamwork! Travis: Can you tell Marco to stop doing my face? Valerie: You messed with the wrong pussy! Wyatt: Lithping Litha? Is it really you? Fiona: White-Ass Wally? Fiona: How much do you weigh, Josie? Josie McCoy: Um... 118? Fiona: Ha! 115! I'm three pounds lighter then you! It's okay, though. It works for you. Laughing Girl: Look! Skanky had a rock show, and nobody came. Josie McCoy: Did you all coordinate before you left the house, or are you just wearing the same thing by accident? Laughing Girl: At least we're not wearing stupid bunny ears. Melody: They're not bunny, they're leopard. And they're not stupid, they're special. We're special. Laughing Girl: Yeah... special ed. FBI Agent Kelly: They'll never see it coming. Fiona: [under her breath] And neither will you. FBI Agent Kelly: What? Fiona: [after long pause] Huh? What? FBI Agent Kelly:
I said, "They'll never see it coming," and you said, "And neither will you."