1975年乔迪特还是个8岁大的孩子,当时他跟随父母到大峡谷去郊游,贪吃的乔迪特为了偷吃别人的野餐而离开了父母,事后当他从肮脏的垃圾桶爬出来时,发现父母已经不见了,只剩下了他自己,于是乔迪特今后不得不靠自己生活。 事过多年,如今的乔迪特已长成了个大小伙子,目前职业是看门...更多>
Joe Dirt:
Things are gonna happen for me, I'm Joe Dirt.
Joe Dirt:
[talking to himself while brushing hair in the mirror] People like that security guard. They don't really mean what they say. They just got their own issues and what not. Alls I got to do is keep bein' a good person. No matter what, good things'll come my way. Everything's gonna happen for me, just so long as I never have no in my heart.
[toilet flushes and man walks out of stall. Joe looks down awkwardly]
Joe Dirt:
Right on. Things are gonna happen for me! I'm Joe Dirt!