|上映时间：2001-04-11(美国)||类型： 喜剧 爱情 冒险||时长：1小时31分钟|
|制作/发行：Happy Madison Productions [美国] / Columbia TriStar Film GmbH|
Things are gonna happen for me, I'm Joe Dirt.
[talking to himself while brushing hair in the mirror] People like that security guard. They don't really mean what they say. They just got their own issues and what not. Alls I got to do is keep bein' a good person. No matter what, good things'll come my way. Everything's gonna happen for me, just so long as I never have no in my heart.
[toilet flushes and man walks out of stall. Joe looks down awkwardly]
Right on. Things are gonna happen for me! I'm Joe Dirt!