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      乔迪尔特历险记 (2001)

      • 美国
      • |
      • 喜剧  爱情  冒险
      • |
      • 1小时31分钟
      5.9
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      乔迪尔特历险记

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      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Things are gonna happen for me, I'm Joe Dirt. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • [talking to himself while brushing hair in the mirror] People like that security guard. They don't really mean what they say. They just got their own issues and what not. Alls I got to do is keep bein' a good person. No matter what, good things'll come my way. Everything's gonna happen for me, just so long as I never have no in my heart. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • [toilet flushes and man walks out of stall. Joe looks down awkwardly] 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Right on. Things are gonna happen for me! I'm Joe Dirt! 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Comin' to work. Joe Deertay. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • KXLA Security Guard: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Don't try and church it up son. Don't you mean Joe Dirt? Naming you that your father must've really hated you. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • You're wrong brother. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • KXLA Security Guard: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • I got a good name for this car, rusty. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Shit'll buff out. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • KXLA Security Guard: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Don't bother, just drive this piece of crap off a cliff. Do us all a favor. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Does this look like a piece of crap to you? Like them spinnin' tires do you? 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • KXLA Security Guard: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • You suck! 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • You do! 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Well, I was born without the top of my skull and I guess a little bit of my brains was showin' and it was grossin' everybody out so my mom put this wig on me to cover it up and then the bones grew together and it got all infused and entwined. I mean I don't mean to get all scientific with you... 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Why don't you go practice fallin' down. I'll be there in a minute. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Railroad Boy #1: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • You wanna fight you little queer? 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Queer? Is this queer? These queer? 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • [slappin muslces] 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Whats up? Whats up? 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Meteor Bert: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Well, it aint a meteor. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Yeah it is. It came out of the sky. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Meteor Bert: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Well I'm sure it did but it aint no meteor. It's a big ol frozen chunk uh shit. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • What! 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Meteor Bert: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • 86 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Oh yeah, see them airplanes they dump their toilets 36,000 feet. The stuff freezes and falls to earth. We call 'em bowing bombs 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • fec 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • [chomps teeth] 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • no that cant be. Thats not what it is 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Meteor Bert: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • oh, afraid so. See that peanut? Dead giveaway. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Uhhh, no, thats a space peanut. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Meteor Bert: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • No, afraid not. That just a big ol' frozen chunk of poopy. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Studio manager: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Dude you were eating off it! 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Robby: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • [Robby's car sprays joe with rocks] Oh, Dirt, did I getcha? 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • No, I'm cool. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Robby: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • No your not. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Hey man, you done with that apple core 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Zeke: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • [farts] I'm done with that fart. You want that? 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Maybe if it came out of Charlene Tilton's ass I'd take a bite. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Zeke: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Yeah you probably like JR you queer. I saw your bumper sticker :Cowboy's butts drive me nuts 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Is that right? You think thats queer? Is this queer? 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • [slapping muscles] 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • they're large and in charge and lookin' for chickies. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Zeke: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • You wanna back that up? 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • You wanna fight? Why don't you stick your head up my butt and fight for air. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Zeke: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • That's it. You and me, lets go. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • You know I'd love to beat your ass all up and down this place but I gotta go back to work. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Oil Rig boss: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe dirt, your fired. Here's your weeks pay. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Dang 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • I got the poo on me! 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • [Facing mirror] She's your sister dude she's gotta be and you made out with her man! What's wrong with you, you pervert! 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • [turns away from mirror] 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Well I didn't know she was my sister when I kissed her, so it's not my fault. And she's one of the hottest girls on the planet. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • [turns back to mirror] 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • You just said your sisters hot! What a fuhreak! You're going to hell man! 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • [turns away from mirror] 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • I gotta tell her what happened, why I got weird. And for god sakes' I gotta treat her like a sister. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • [next scene, you hear them having sex] 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Buffalo Bob's kind of a weird name, but people say Joe Dirt's a weird name and how cool am I? 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • [talking to Buffalo Bob] Hey to tell you the truth brother, between you and me, that thing with the dog is comin' off a little fruity. I mean that's just me. Hey, where's my supplies? 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • [squeal of delight] 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • oh yeah, Auto Trader. Dang, August, I don't got this one. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Jill: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Sure will. Do you want to go back to my place? 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • 27 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • ffb 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • : 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Sure do 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • I'm a rocker through and through. Here's a list of my favorite bands: AC/DC, Van Halen not Van Hagar, Skynyrd, Def Leppard... 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Robby: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • You all right Dirt? 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Yeah, I'm cool. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Robby: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • No you're not. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Life's a garden, dig it? 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • When bad pets go bad, dang. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Zander Kelly: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Now, you're telling me you were so ingrained with white trash DNA, your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white trashy like that? 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • So your gonna' tell me that you don't have no black cats, no roman candles, or screaming mimis? 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Kicking Wing: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • No. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Oh come on man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers? 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Kicking Wing: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • No, I don't. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser? 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Kicking Wing: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • No... because snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Well that might be your problem, it's not what you like, it's the consumer. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Railroad Boy #1: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Oh - it's *so* flat! 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Turn it up 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Keep on, keepin' on 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Old Cajun Man: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • [In a muffled back water accent] Home is where you make it. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • What? 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Old Cajun Man: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Home is where you make it. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • You like to see homos naked? 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Old Cajun man: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Home is where you make it. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Oh. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • [Walks away] 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Guy likes to see homos naked, that doesn't help me. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Buffalo Bob: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Right on. You're Joe Meteorite and I'm Joe Dirt. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • You guys got somethin' to say to me? Why don't you say it in the microphone. I got a backup mike right here. Check one two, testing, testing. Yup, they both working and guess what? they don't like no feed back, what's up? 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • This croc ain't no puppy. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • [Trying to scrape Charlie the dog's testicles off the frozen porch] 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Now, this ain't no flapjack, so I'm gonna be real careful, I won't look. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • fab 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • My name is Joe Dirte, I added an e to the end, cause it sounds cool. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Zander Kelly: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • What's the story here, I'm a white trash idiot? 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • [Joe falls off a swing] 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • And at that moment I thought I might just lie there and never get up. I would just sit there and rot there, but then I looked up and saw the moon and got this weird feeling that Brandi was looking up at that same moon. Then I realized I had a home all along, in Silvertown. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Well today I'm gonna be picking up my Hemi Roadrunner that's right I said Hemi 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Jill: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Wow. A Hemi. Balls to the Wall. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Yep, left it at a friends house 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • [under his breath] 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • actually it got towed away two years ago 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • [loud again] 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • but I'm picking it up this afternoon. I might need a pretty little lady to sit in the front seat while I break her in. The car I mean. So what do you say. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Jill: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • That's a big ten-four. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • There are three rules when dealing with a deadly crocodile. Rule number one, I'm number one. Rule number two, the croc's number two. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • [when the dog starts humping Little Joe's leg] 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Little Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Can I Push him off of me? 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Miss Clipper: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • He'll stop humping as soon as he's done 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Zander Kelly: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • God Almighty, from inbred heaven?, hey freak boy, 1976 called, it wants its hairstyle back. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • [to himself] YOU JUST SAID YOUR SISTER WAS HOT. WHAT A FREAK. You're going to Hell, Dude. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • And you'll be sticking your head out the window and check out chic dogs saying 'what's up, baby?' 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Zander Kelly: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • What's the deal with your hair? You doing stunt work for Billy Ray Cyrus? 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Clem: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • [talking to fire extinguisher] You're talking to me all wrong... It's the wrong tone. You do it again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. Hey, tell me, does your mother sew? BOOM. Get her to sew that! 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • That shit'll buff out. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Bullying Man #2: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • [throws Joe an apple core after he farts on it] Here you can eat this. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • I wouldn't eat that unless it came out of Charlene Tilton's ass. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Bullying Man #2: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • You probably liked J.R., you queer. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • [sticks his fists up] This queer. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Luckily, my neck broke my fall. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • 56 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Well, I see you got those snakes and sparklers. But where's the good stuff man? 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • f3e 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Kicking Wing: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Good stuff? This is the good stuff, snakes and sparklers. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Are you nuts dude? You need stuff that'll explode. Go *boom*! 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Kicking Wing: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Why is that good? 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Well, huh, might as, might as well ask why is a tree good? Why is the sunset good? Why are boobs good? Man, firecrackers, ya stick 'em in mailboxes, you drop 'em in toilets, shove 'em up bullfrogs asses. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Joe Dirt: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • You wanna fight? Why don't you stick your head up my ass and fight for air? 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Zander Kelly: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Don't you get it? Stinky stuff is your milieu. Okay? This is your deal. You are an underachievement nexus of the universe. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Chemistry Student: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • If my calculations are correct, this will create ice... OH NO, KILLER MUSTARD GAS! 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Miss Clipper: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Well, the puke pile's over there. It's a pretty big pile of puke. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Robby: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Def Leppard sucks! 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
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