Stu Miley:
Excuse me kitty. I'll be right back after I choke my monkey!
Stu Miley:
The woman I love is living with a horny little monkey that looks like me.
Kitty:
What a lucky girl!
Monkeybone:
I left my number in your undies!
Hypnos:
I can't believe it, we give him a body and he sends us dogs?!
Kitty:
Let's not think about dogs... Let's think about pussycats...
Julie:
It looks so...new.
Stu:
Well that's because it is new!
Julie:
But the heirloom - your grandmother's ring--
Stu:
What?? You want a used ring?!
Stephen King:
How about that nightlight I asked you for?
Edgar Allen Poe (to King):
King You Pussy!
Stephen King:
Bite me Poe!
Doctor:
[while in a van chasing a runaway possessed corpse] Wait! We are doctors. We won't hurt you, we only want your organs!
Stu Miley:
So how long have you been in here?
Steven King:
25 Years. I steal the golden ticket and Cujo gets to use it.
Organ Donor Stu:
What is wrong with my neck?
Doctor:
You broke it, you're an organ donor!
Monkeybone:
No I wasn't in a coma! Alright I was in a coma but it wasn't like I was IN A COMA and goofing off, I was thinking up hilarious new bits the whole time!
Stu:
So I thought what the hell I'm a big celebrity now, I can get all the chicks I want. Why get married? But on the other hand if you are married, no more stink eye. Plus they can't testify against you.
Herb:
Testify about what?
Monkeybone:
Ladies and Gentlemen, forget about the naked man with the purple face.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
