Lisa Janusch:
...he was a bar of chocolate and the whole school was on the rag - everybody wanted a piece.
Diane:
Nobody ever got ahead by sitting on their behinds!
Lisa Janusch:
I don't know about the Hey, but the Ho was right on.
Butch Girl:
[Her speech for her campaign, she is holding a 4-H sign] It's all about the cows. Youth. Agriculture. 4-H RULES!
Lisa Janusch:
[while watching a group of girls do cheerleading moves while robbing the bank] That's an illegal dismount.
[Kansas's mom sends Betty doll masks]
Hannah:
[reading card] Be careful, have fun. Ski masks are so done. Use these masks to fight the power and never bend over in the shower.
Hannah:
I'm sorry, can someone else please run the board? It's creepy, it's wrong, and it goes against the teachings of my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
Kansas:
Hannah, in order to get real answers from the Netherworld, you've gotta have a Christian virgin run the board. Your kind is pure of heart, the devil won't dick with you.
Lucy Whitman:
You just became a statistic.
Kansas:
Oh, my god. I'm not the first.
Cleo Miller:
Did you say you are pregnant or you were pregnant. You had it, threw it out, and now you're gonna go dance all night?
Diane:
Morning sunshine, remember, these are the best days of your life so far.
[winks]
Diane:
.
Jack Bartlett:
Who would you be, Count Chocula or Trix Rabbit?
Diane:
Trix Rabbit.
Jack Bartlett:
I love this lady!
Diane:
If the O.J. trial taught us anything, it taught us that, in America, you can cut somebody's head off and still be innocent as long as you have enough money.
Hannah:
I'm gonna be someone's bald bitch!
Diane:
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You know, even the most beautiful flowers still grow from dirt. And we may be knee-deep in it right now, but we're gonna grow strong from this.
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[overly hyper]
Dianne's Mom:
I'm DeeDee. You can remember me because of my double D's!
Dianne's Dad:
Honey, don't show them those!
[to Jack's parents]
Dianne's Dad:
And I'm Dianne's dad, Dennis. Now, don't try that after one of my screw-drivers.
Dianne's Mom:
Say, who wants pigs-in-a-blanket?
Cleo Miller:
Can you imagine, Conan's head on Keanu's body? Unstoppable.
Kansas:
My best friend got pregnant.
Mrs. Hill:
Woohoo, before you?
Kansas:
Yeah that's what i said too.
Lisa Janusch:
Then, there's Hannah Wald. She's this uber-Christian, doesn't really say much. In fact, if she wasn't kinda pretty, you'd say ''Hey, who's the tart?''
Hannah:
Technically I don't think I'm a virgin anymore. This past summer at church camp I think I had my first orgasm.
Kansas:
Any sentence that starts with church camp aint leading to the big O.
Cleo Miller:
That's not true Kansas. Jesus all sweaty and bare-chested on the cross always made me kinda hot.
Diane:
I want to hear.
Hannah:
Okay, so one night I want out horseback riding with the nuns - they went every night and we're trotting pretty hard you know. And suddenly I feel totally alive.
Lisa Janusch:
It blew like a bulimic after Christmas dinner
Kansas:
Yeah? Well, how would you like me to introduce my foot into your ass!
Kansas:
Hey Lisa, did you meet Carmen Electra this summer?
Lisa Janusch:
No.
Kansas:
Oh, cause it looks like you got some of her tits on you.
Hannah:
[at the ouija board] Who made up the one-question-a-week rule anyway?
Kansas:
It's in the Bible, so just shut the hell up!
Mrs. Hill:
Kansas, I'd like you to meet someone special.
[a lady comes up]
Kansas:
Jesus Christ, Mom! It's bad enough you're in prison, but you're a dyke too?
Mrs. Hill:
Shut up! You mouthy little shit!
Kansas:
Don't "mouthy shit" me! I'm outta here.
Mrs. Hill:
Hold on a minute. She ain't my bitch if that's what you think. She's a specialist in banks.
Hannah:
And Tim Conoway was very funny. And they all learned a lot from the experience a...
Kansas:
Wait a minute. You watched The Apple FUCKING Dumpling Gang?
Geeky Guy:
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I feel totally abandon in a place that values physical prowess over mental acuity. I can't wait until all of that changes in the real world.
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Lisa Janusch:
Normally I'm a good skater, but some jealous fag
[shows a picture of Bruce]
Lisa Janusch:
, who will remain nameless, obviously sabotaged them.
Diane:
Jack sold the car for some goddamn gift of the Maggi thing-
[looks at her pregnant belly]
Diane:
OOps! Mommy's sorry, sweetpeas. Swearing's the surest way to - oh, shit! Mommy needs a getaway car!
Cleo Miller:
[They are about to rob a bank, and Cleo does something wrong] I'm sorry, Kansas.
Kansas:
No! Rule number two, no names! No goddamn names you retard!
Cleo Miller:
Well excuse me, White Trash Betty!
Hank 'Terminator' Rogers:
How many bullets do you need?
Diane:
Bullets? No bullets! Oh my gosh, these are just to scare people. Kinda like a round-off, back handspring, whip back, double full. You never really use it - you just want the opposing squad to know you've got it.
Diane:
Jack Bartlett. Jack Bartlett! Jack Bartlett. Is Jack Bartlett interested in me?
Kansas:
She's been the weak tit on this mama cat ever since this whole thing started!
Cleo Miller:
The baby's got two heads!
Lucy Whitman:
It's twins!
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