小偷遇到贼

小偷遇到贼 (2001) 5.1

What's the Worst That Could Happen?

2001-12-27(俄罗斯)| 喜剧 犯罪| 美国
上映时间:2001-12-27(俄罗斯) 类型: 喜剧 犯罪
国家/地区:美国 
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凯文(马汀劳伦斯饰)与麦克斯(丹尼狄维托饰)拥有不同的人生,凯文是人人喊打的小偷,而麦克斯则是人人艳羡的百万美金富翁,不过他们还是有一个共通之处,都喜欢昂贵奢华的物品,而且看上的东西绝对不则手段拿到,只不过凯文以非法方式闯空门偷取,而麦克斯则是用合法手段骗取。这两个井水不犯河水的...更多>

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Detective Alex Tardio: Come on boys, pull daddy like a chariot. Berger: This is straight out of a Hitchcock movie. I think I'm feeling vertigo. Kevin Caffrey: Hold your head up, 'cause you got that double-chin thing going on. Max Fairbanks: Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Max Fairbanks: Nobody talks to me that way! NOBODY! Gloria: I do! Max Fairbanks: That turns me on! Kevin Caffrey: Can I get a "ouch, that hurts"? Kevin Caffrey: I am full of de facto, habeas corpus, and Emancipation Proclamation. Most important, I have a very big pro bono. Uncle Jack: If he's cursing on TV, then, he's tight. Tracey Kimberly: Massaging you is like kneading dough. And as for the sex, let me be honest. It's like sleeping with a damp sheep! Amber Bellhaven: Very hip. Very cool. Very Vegas in the sixties. Berger: [as sheik] He says with that price, camel can dance up pyramid. It loses in translation. Lutetia Fairbanks: Max, you may be a butthole, but you're my butthole. Max Fairbanks: I robbed a thief! How can you not see the humor in that? Gloria: Tread a level course. Max Fairbanks: What did the Boston Times call me? Gloria: The Dark Prince of Plunder. Judge: Sell the house! Max Fairbanks: Up yours, you fat pig! Edwina:

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Why is it that every time Kevin's in trouble, we drop our things, but when I want help, you act like you're through a tunnel and can't hear me?

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Windham: Maybe because I *like* Kevin! Max Fairbanks: Total stranger. Très bizarre. Lutetia Fairbanks: Scandal and disease, Max. Shelly Nix: [when asked if he can find Max] Piece of cake. It's no harder than shutting down AOL for an hour. Not that I'd have any interest. Berger: It kills me. The leave the light on trick. Kevin Caffrey: Why don't they just put a sign saying welcome burglers no one home? Berger: You ever read the papers? Kevin Caffrey: I used to, but the news kept changing. [watching as Max makes a fool of himself on TV] Uncle Jack: Now this is entertainment!

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