Marvin Levine: So what does that make Patrizzi? A fairy godfather? David Levine:
So how did you guys meet?
Stephen Torcelli: We were army rangers together. Danny Russo: This was before "don't ask, don't tell". We asked. Stephen Torcelli: We told. Mary: Mommy? Sophie Patrizzi: Yes, sweetie? Mary: How come Uncle Danny and Uncle Stephen live together? Sophie Patrizzi: Well, because they love each other, like Mommy and Daddy love each other. Mary: Which one's the mommy and which one's the daddy? Sophie Patrizzi: I'll have to get back to you on that one, honey. Ada Torcelli: She's a woman? I thought she was a drag queen. You know, a man dressed like a woman. Stephen Torcelli: I know what a drag queen is, Mom. Ada Torcelli: Are we going to see any? I mean, just plain old women I can see in Indiana. Little Old Lady: [to Stephen and Jenny] Pardon me, but you make a beautiful couple. Stephen Torcelli, Danny Russo: Thank you. Ada Torcelli: We're not in Indiana anymore. Alma Jennings: [shouts] Put your hands up! Hands up! Damon Jennings: Mom, Dad, what's going on? Alma Jennings: [sweetly] You too, Damon, honey... [shouts] Alma Jennings: Put your hands up! Bruno: If they want to kill me, they're going to have to rape me first.