Milo Oblong: [reading Biff's diary] Ran laps behind Coach at practice. I hope someday to have his perfect buttocks. [flips pages] Milo Oblong: Came in early today. Coach was alone in the jacuzzi. Boring! Helga: Don't shoot or I'll kiss him again! Milo Oblong: She's not bluffing! She'll do it! Her lips are like shark skin! Helga Phugly: Thanks for the hot chow, Milo! [chews food and spits out] Helga Phugly: Your mother should be beaten with an oar. Milo Oblong: It takes some getting used to. Milo Oblong: I'm a CEO with ADD. Helga Phugly: Hello! Am I invisible? I'll arrange a little accident and you'll never see it coming. Milo Oblong: Your armpit is really wet. Helga Phugly: Yeah. This is going to be really sweet. Milo Oblong: What are you doing? Pickles Oblong: Burying beer. Aw, crud. That means I drank gopher poison.