"The Fairly OddParents"(2001)

Dad Turner: Why don't I get to go to the nice clink? Mom Turner: Timmy, you know you're not supposed to make your father scream like a girl three times in one day. [Mom Turner and Dad Turner are in a tank] Mom Turner: Wasn't that the Dinkleburgs' car? Dad Turner: I hope so, that's what I was aiming for. [the holiday mascots are talking about what they do] Cupid: Well, I make kids fall in love. Kids: EW. Cupid: Point taken. Wanda: Two wrongs don't make a right. Cosmo: But three rights make a left, and now it's time for the show! Cosmo: Not Vicky. Wanda: Icky with a V. Wanda: You made your dad cry. Cosmo: Yeah. Usually it takes a monkey or a bowl of pudding to do that. Timmy Turner: Hey guys, what's new? [Cosmo lights candles under water] Wanda: The laws of physics. [Trying to satisfy Jorgen Van Strangle with a slide show] Cosmo: ...And this is us cowering in fear 2 minutes ago, and this is us cowering in fear 1 minute ago, and this is us cowering in fear 30 seconds... [after being turned into a turtle and found by a hungry boy] Wandisimo: No. I am too sexy to eat. Dad: Egad. Timmy Turner: Yay. since there's no girls around i can do whatever i want. [Farts] Timmy Turner: Freedom. [Cosmo sniffs the air] Cosmo: Freedom stinks. Timmy Turner: Dogs have great sense of smell, they can see in black and white, and they can go to the bathroom any where they want. Cosmo: So can I, I'm just polite. Cosmo: I married the smart one. Wanda: I married the... well he's cute, right? Cosmo: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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Timmy Turner: And this would be news to her *how*? Timmy Turner: Boring conversation. Can't focus. [Timmy throws a water balloon at someone, which misses its target and ends up hitting someone in France] The French: We surrender. Wandisimo: Can it be? Wanda the love of my life who I lost to Cosmo who I lost when he married you so you'd stay lost to me? Cosmo: [because Wanda is dressed as a pancreas] [grinning] Cosmo: You can be removed? Wanda: Uh-oh... my "Cosmo is going to make Timmy dead" sense is tingling. Chester's Dad: [crying] Without that tooth, you look just like your momma. Norm the Genie: [about Canada] [darkly] Norm the Genie: They've had it too good for too long. [repeated line] Denzel Crocker: [shouts] Fairly godparents! Principal Waxelplax: [after Timmy has won the election and the kids have come back from getting food poisoning from cake] So, Timmy, what do you say to having all the responsibilities of president? Timmy Turner: Piece of cake! [all kids get sick and their faces turn green] Mom Turner: Timmy, you know how your dad gets around people who are on money. Cosmo: That's what got me on probation. Trixie Tang: You're 01% more of a person in my eyes. Cosmo: Now will you hold me? Dad Turner: Timmy... I'm respecting your privacy by knocking, but asserting my authority as your father by coming in anyway. Wanda: He thinks everything is funny. Watch. [turns to Cosmo] Wanda: Pudding. Cosmo: HAHAHAHA. She said pud and then she said ding. Timmy Turner: May I *please* have my ball back? Dr. Bender: What's the word I'm looking for? Uh... NO! HAHAHA Mayor: I hate not being the goat. Principal Waxelplax: CROCKER! Timmy Turner: [being embraced by Vicky] Urk... Oxygen... Darkness... Cosmo: That's wiggity-wiggity-wack! Wanda: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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That's wiggity-wiggity-WHAT? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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Wanda: [chasing Vicky through space] The force is strong with this one. Cosmo: Luke, I am your father. I always wanted to say that. [after going back in time] Timmy: Cool! We're in the Middle Ages! Cosmo: Look! I'm middle aged! [Poofs into a middle aged man] Cosmo: YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN! Wanda: Look at our chart. 9% Timmy. 01% Other. Timmy Turner: What's the other? Wanda, Cosmo: Timmy! Dad Turner: [Mr. Turner is being eaten by a dragon] It looks and feels like I'm getting real third degree burns! Ow! I mean, neat! Vicky: All right twerp, time for bed! Timmy Turner: But it's only six-o-four! Vicky: Well, it's nine-o-four on the East Coast. BED! [one moment later, in Timmy's bedroom, Timmy's clock changes to six-o-five] Cosmo: Now it's nine-o-five on the East Coast! Denzel Crocker: [Principal Waxelplax has locked everyone inside the classroom] No! I can't be locked in a room with children! I'm not a people person! I'm barely a person! [ducks behind his desk] Denzel Crocker: HELP! Denzel Crocker: Stupid two bit room! Stupid two bit van! Stupid two bit life! Mrs. Crocker: Denzel! Would you like your stupid two bit dessert? I made your stupid two bit favorite! Jorgen von Strangle: You have failed in your responsibility as fairy godparents! Wanda: So what? It's just a stupid inspection! You wanna send us back to the fairy academy, fine! But right now Timmy needs our help! [Wanda poofs away and Jorgan glares at Cosmo] Cosmo: Don't kill me! Denzel Crocker: Curse this obsolete one month old technology! Wanda: Awwwww, Goat Love! Cosmo: They say it's the most honest love around. [Timmy has just wished he had no emotions whatsoever] Wanda: So, sport, how do you feel? Timmy Turner: I do not. Jorgen von Strangle: What in the name of my bulging tripceps is going on? Jorgen von Strangle: For failing to distract the dragon, the handsome fairy loses! However, he is still very sexy. Wandisimo: This I can live with. Timmy Turner: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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It'll be our little secret... of LOOOOOOVE! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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Tootie: Oh, TIMMY! [Cosmo has gotten breast implants] Cosmo: I'm keeping them. Timmy Turner: Awesome- boys fighting over me! Wanda: [Wanda is reading a book in the "All Men are Morons" section of the library] Oh, Hillary! How did you put up with it? Mom Turner: You just need to be more secure in your masculinity - like me. Cosmo: I don't get it. If you're not married to her, is she trying to kill you? Chip Skylark: [about to faint] Tuesday's... apple sauce... day... Timmy Turner: Feel better now? Chip Skylark: Yeah. I didn't have to go to the bathroom, but the sound of flushing calms me down. Dad Turner: Yay, I'm unemployed! Dad Turner: It's deserted and lonely, just like my childhood! Nega-Chin: Adam West's waistband! Wanda: Timmy, you can't have both brains and brawn. You have to pick just one. Cosmo: Or do what I did. Pick neither. Timmy Turner: It's fun and destructive. It's funstructive. Dad Turner: [to Mom Turner getting her vegetables ready] Hurry, honey! The judges are judging and the Dinkelburgs are Dinkelburging! Denzel Crocker: Hey, Turner exploded! That's one less mouth to teach! Young Dad Turner: Well, her real name is [a Mack truck, blowing its horn drives by Timmy and Young Dad] Young Dad Turner: but everybody calls her Mom. Cosmo: Apparently, another thing I'm chock-full of is not knowing stuff. [Mr.Crocker gives Cosmo and Wanda coffee. The two of them start acting hyper and jump up and down] Cosmo: This coffee is great! [shouts] Cosmo: Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Where do they get this stuff? Denzel Crocker: Columbia. Wanda: Oh! We should go there! Chester McBadbat: You replaced me with an actor with better teeth! A.J.: And more hair! Sanjay: And a well-oiled chest! [pause] Sanjay: What? Am I the only one who noticed? Timmy Turner: I'm huge, I hurt people, and I'm misunderstood! Cosmo: Ju 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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st like the IRS! Mom Turner: Losing our son was the best thing to ever happen to us! Dad Turner: We have a son? Timmy Turner: If I don't make it out of here... tell my dad... he's weird. Cosmo: [after fairy world blows up] I regret nothing! Cosmo: What's wrong with being naked in public? Trixie Tang: He's so unfeeling! That makes him cool. Jorgen von Strangle: It's time for some fairy-oke! Announcer: [to Timmy, who is dressed in costume] You might want to take off the maid outfit; it's pretty creepy. Cosmo: [Cosmo as gelatin] Gaze into my jiggly goodness and see the artificial falsehood of your words. [angrily] Dad Turner: Oooh... Dinkelburgs! Jorgen von Strangle: [Cosmo and Wanda have just passed their fairy examination by delaying Jorgen for a long time] Your delaying tactics were obviously part of your overall presentation. Very impressive, highly original. [shouts] Jorgen von Strangle: Don't do it again! Sanjay: [dazed look at Timmy, as if he was coming onto him] I'll see you in my next dream. Timmy Turner: Man, that was one tough montage. Cosmo: Oh, relax, Timmy. She'll probably stop laughing when that alien flower you gave her eats her heart out at midnight. Cosmo: The good news is I found my spleen! Timmy Turner: That's a rare steak. Cosmo: In that case, I'm taking it back. I ordered my spleen medium rare. Wandisimo: Principles, much like my biceps, are muy bonito. Cosmo: Don't forget the rabies! Everything tastes better with rabies! Crimson Chin Action Figure: There's trouble afoot - I mean, a-chin! Vicky: I don't mean to be mean all the time. It's just that I really am. Sanjay: [Timmy shows up to save everyone from Unwish Island] I'm having one of those dreams where Timmy saves me again!... Where's your white horse? Denzel Crocker: [shows painting] And here's another painting... The Scream. Timmy Turner: Why is he screaming? Denzel Crocker: Because he was wrong! And he got an F! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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Denzel Crocker: Like you! [sticks a paper marked F on Timmy's hair] Timmy Turner: I wish I could leave this room inconspicuously. [Cosmo turns his desk legs into rockets. Timmy blasts through the ceiling] Timmy Turner: Ahhhhhh! Wanda: [to Cosmo] It means without being noticed. Cosmo: Well, if he wasn't screaming, he wouldn've been noticed. Wanda: Don't you think you should be looking for your mom, dad, friends Chester and AJ, and back-up friends Sanjay and Elmer? Dad: Good thing I landed on this nice, soft mom! Timmy Turner: [reading the title of a book that Dad Turner has just handed him] The Stupid Dad's Guide For Teaching His Weak and Defenseless Son Kung Fu? Cosmo: [to Timmy] What did New Zealand ever do to you? Wanda: [to Timmy, who has wished that he lived at the circus] You can't stay a carny forever, Timmy. Cosmo: Yeah, you don't have the experience! You've never even been to prison. Mom Turner: [Timmy is eating ceral like a dog] Dear do you think there is something wrong with Timmy? Dad Turner: No, thats how all the kids are doing it these days. Dad Turner: [Starts to eat his ceral like Timmy] I'm hip! Timmy: [School bus arrives] School bus, school bus, school bus! Mom Turner: Timmy sure seems excited about school. Dad Turner: [Sticks face into cup of hot coffee] Ah, Hot! It doesn't work with hot! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

"The Fairly OddParents" (2001)

演职人员(61)

Sarah Frost

Butch Hartman

Larry Leichliter

Gary Conrad

Jamie Diaz

John Fountain

Steve Marmel

Mike Bell

Jack Thomas

Tracy Berna

Andrew Nicholls

Darrell Vickers

Spencer Green

Tim O'Rourke

Stephen Banks

Scott Fellows

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