"The Fairly OddParents"(2001)

Dad Turner: Why don't I get to go to the nice clink? Mom Turner: Timmy, you know you're not supposed to make your father scream like a girl three times in one day. [Mom Turner and Dad Turner are in a tank] Mom Turner: Wasn't that the Dinkleburgs' car? Dad Turner: I hope so, that's what I was aiming for. [the holiday mascots are talking about what they do] Cupid: Well, I make kids fall in love. Kids: EW. Cupid: Point taken. Wanda: Two wrongs don't make a right. Cosmo: But three rights make a left, and now it's time for the show! Cosmo: Not Vicky. Wanda: Icky with a V. Wanda: You made your dad cry. Cosmo: Yeah. Usually it takes a monkey or a bowl of pudding to do that. Timmy Turner: Hey guys, what's new? [Cosmo lights candles under water] Wanda: The laws of physics. [Trying to satisfy Jorgen Van Strangle with a slide show] Cosmo: ...And this is us cowering in fear 2 minutes ago, and this is us cowering in fear 1 minute ago, and this is us cowering in fear 30 seconds... [after being turned into a turtle and found by a hungry boy] Wandisimo: No. I am too sexy to eat. Dad: Egad. Timmy Turner: Yay. since there's no girls around i can do whatever i want. [Farts] Timmy Turner: Freedom. [Cosmo sniffs the air] Cosmo: Freedom stinks. Timmy Turner: Dogs have great sense of smell, they can see in black and white, and they can go to the bathroom any where they want. Cosmo: So can I, I'm just polite. Cosmo: I married the smart one. Wanda: I married the... well he's cute, right? Cosmo:

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If Wanda sees this, she's gonna think I'm an idiot.

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Timmy Turner: And this would be news to her *how*? Timmy Turner: Boring conversation. Can't focus. [Timmy throws a water balloon at someone, which misses its target and ends up hitting someone in France] The French: We surrender. Wandisimo: Can it be? Wanda the love of my life who I lost to Cosmo who I lost when he married you so you'd stay lost to me? Cosmo: [because Wanda is dressed as a pancreas] [grinning] Cosmo: You can be removed? Wanda: Uh-oh... my "Cosmo is going to make Timmy dead" sense is tingling. Chester's Dad: [crying] Without that tooth, you look just like your momma. Norm the Genie: [about Canada] [darkly] Norm the Genie: They've had it too good for too long. [repeated line] Denzel Crocker: [shouts] Fairly godparents! Principal Waxelplax: [after Timmy has won the election and the kids have come back from getting food poisoning from cake] So, Timmy, what do you say to having all the responsibilities of president? Timmy Turner: Piece of cake! [all kids get sick and their faces turn green] Mom Turner: Timmy, you know how your dad gets around people who are on money. Cosmo: That's what got me on probation. Trixie Tang: You're 0.01% more of a person in my eyes. Cosmo: Now will you hold me? Dad Turner: Timmy... I'm respecting your privacy by knocking, but asserting my authority as your father by coming in anyway. Wanda: He thinks everything is funny. Watch. [turns to Cosmo] Wanda: Pudding. Cosmo: HAHAHAHA. She said pud and then she said ding. Timmy Turner: May I *please* have my ball back? Dr. Bender: What's the word I'm looking for? Uh... NO! HAHAHA Mayor: I hate not being the goat. Principal Waxelplax: CROCKER! Timmy Turner: [being embraced by Vicky] Urk... Oxygen... Darkness... Cosmo: That's wiggity-wiggity-wack! Wanda:

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That's wiggity-wiggity-WHAT?