[When answering a letter from a woman about facial hair] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Ryan:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dear 'Adolf', if a guy wants to munch hair, he'll know where to find it.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Cindy Styne:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
If God had meant me to marry a poor man, he would have made me homely.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Ryan:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I'd kill myself right now, but I'd probably end up in Hell, and that would be redundant. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Barry:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Well, at least you'd be among friends.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Ryan:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[writing as Cindy] The best way to get over a man is to get under a new one.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Cindy Styne:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You used to do me, now you ARE me?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Iris:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Don't be a man. Be human.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Iris:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I'm a wonderful housekeeper. I got divorced three times, and I kept all the houses.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Cindy Styne:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Have you ever been to Brazil? Don't bother. There is no air-conditioning, there are mosquitoes the size of unborn babies, and *nobody* speaks a decent language!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Donald Simpson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
When I want something, Miss Henson, I usually get it. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Page Hensen:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Well, you'll have to get it somewhere else. If you'll excuse me. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Page starts to exit the office] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Donald Simpson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You never wrestle with pigs, Miss Henson. You'll both get dirty. Only the pig likes it. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Page Hensen:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Well, at least I know what species I'm dealing with. Good day, Mr. Simpson.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Ryan:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Is she available? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Iris:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Business or Pleasure? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Ryan:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Business. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Iris:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Serious- or Monkey-? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Ryan:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
None of your-.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Barry:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[after getting yelled at by his wife while holding the phone] Yes, "legs welded shut". ... And an eggroll, please.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
