Dale Fortunato, self-proclaimed "Internet pioneer," is the only entrant in the "Squat-n-Win.com" contest. To snag the Grand Prize, Dale must be welded inside his apartment, alone, for a whole year... living entirely off the Internet. Yes, Dale's the luckiest man alive. He has friends, a smart woman who loves him, and... soon... $100,000 in cash. What could possibly go wrong? Written by Bryan Harston Dale Fortunato is the only person to enter the "Squat-n-Win.com" contest. To win the $100k Grand Prize, he has to be WELDED inside his apartment, all alone, for a full year... living entirely off the internet. What could possibly go wrong? Written by Anonymous