Pa Grape:
Ahoy there mateys! Welcome aboard the ship of the Pirates who Don't Do Anything.
Larry the Cucumber:
Nothing.
Mr. Lunt:
Zilch.
Larry the Cucumber:
Nada.
Pa Grape:
Not so fast you lazies! Today we're doing a little something.
Larry the Cucumber:
Not again!
Mr. Lunt:
We did something yesterday!
Pa Grape:
All you did was order Chinese.
Mr. Lunt:
Hey! It's hard to say 'moo goo gai pan'. Whoops! I did it again. I'm beat.
The Astonishing Contraption of Silliness:
Number seven. The Dance of the Yodeling Cebu Lips.
Pa Grape:
Hold it! Stop the countdown! I don't understand. There must be some mistake! I think perhaps the Astonishing Contraption of Silliness may need some recalibrating. This oughta do it.
[Pa Grape hits the Astonishing Contraption of Silliness with a wooden mallet]
The Astonishing Contraption of Silliness:
Number seven. The Water Buffalo Song.
Pa Grape:
Oh, that's a nice one. The grandfather of silly songs. The one that started the whole thing. Let's pause for a moment of respect, shall we?
[they wait two seconds]
Pa Grape:
That's enough. Hit it!
[Larry the Cucumber hits the Astonishing Contraption of Silliness with his head]
Mr. Lunt:
Hey... I smell something fishy.
Pa Grape:
Uh, that's your friend.
[Larry the Cucumber offers some Chinese food]
Larry the Cucumber:
Kung pao squid?
Mr. Lunt:
Uh... no.
[about the "Pirates who Don't Do Anything" song]
Pa Grape:
It sure beats the Forgive-a-matic.
Archibald Asparagus:
I heard that!
Mr. Lunt:
I think you look like Captain Crunch!
Pa Grape:
Huh? No I don't!
Mr. Lunt:
Do too!
Pa Grape:
Do not!
Mr. Lunt:
You're making me hungry.
Pa Grape:
That's it! You're walking the plank!
Mr. Lunt:
Says who?
Pa Grape:
Says the captain, that's who!
Mr. Lunt:
Oh yeah? Aye-aye, Captain Crunch! Hehehehe!
Pa Grape:
Arrrrrrrgh!
Mr. Lunt:
Yikes!
The Astonishing Contraption of Silliness:
Number four. The Song of the Water Buffalo Who Don't Love Cebu With Yodeling Lips.
Pa Grape:
Wait a minute! Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen. It appears we're experiencing technical difficulties once again.
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[to Larry and Mr. Lunt] Buy me some time.
Mr. Lunt:
Huh?
Larry the Cucumber:
What are we supposed to do?
Pa Grape:
I don't know. Think of something!
Pa Grape:
[Pa goes to work on the machine] Come up with another one of those Silly Songs you're so famous for!
Larry the Cucumber:
But... I didn't prepare anything.
Pa Grape:
Oh, for Pete's sake.
Pa Grape:
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