Pearl Harbor II: Pearlmageddon(2001)

Matt: It's not like that rock's a tourist attraction. Admiral Connery: The Rock is a tourist attraction? Aide: Sir, there's urgent news coming in from Pearl.

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President Franklin D. Roosevelt

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: [whispering] Tell her, the affair is *over*. Aide: Not Bailey, sir. Harbor. President Franklin D. Roosevelt: Harbor? I barely know her! [laughs] Aide: *Pearl Harbor*, sir. President Franklin D. Roosevelt: Dammit, man. Is it the Japs again? Aide: No sir. President Franklin D. Roosevelt: Nazis? Aide: No. President Franklin D. Roosevelt: Italians? Aide: No. President Franklin D. Roosevelt: Russians? Aide: No... President Franklin D. Roosevelt: Brits? Aide: [disgusted] No! President Franklin D. Roosevelt: French? [Aide makes a buzzer sound] President Franklin D. Roosevelt: Poles? Aide: Nope! President Franklin D. Roosevelt: Swedes? Aide: Ah, you're not even trying. President Franklin D. Roosevelt: [takes a breath] Egyptians? Aide: Negative. President Franklin D. Roosevelt: Iraqi? Aide: Oh sir, don't be ridiclous. The only way they could be a threat is if we arm them ourselves. President Franklin D. Roosevelt: Dammit man! Woahh! [President Franklin D. Roosevelt gets up, and then falls down behind his desk] President Franklin D. Roosevelt: [whsipering, and peering out from behind the desk] Was it us? Aide: No sir, its much, much worse than that.