Silas: Peace. Bart: Peace is meant to explain a state of tranquility. Ok? So why don't you try finding a way to say goodbye, now that you're among civilized people. Silas: Well, Mr. Civilized, peace can also be used interjectionally, as a request, greeting or farewell. So, try to find another way to be an asshole, if you don't know your, grammar, that is. Peace. Amir: [to a girl in the hall] Don't worry, you can suck my dick after class! [girl slaps him silly and walks away] Amir: Oh... she wants me! Tuan: Hey, I'm down with you! You east-coast? I Far-east Coast! Jeffery: I'm from Wisconsin. Baby Powder: Wheremybitches? Jamal: How did I fail women's studies? I love bitches! Silas: So, you trying to get something to bring your nerves down too, huh? Jamal: Yeah. I figure if I study high, take the test high, get high scores! Right? Silas: Right. Jamal and Silas: Right... [after Harvard is described to them] Silas: Shit, I'll fucks witcha! Jamal: Shit, I'll fucks witcha, too! Huntley: And that's a good thing? Jamal: Yes. That's a "yes"! Huntley: Then we'll 'fucks' with each other. Bart: I'm the captian of the crew team, Jermaine. Jamal: The name's JAMAL, and I'll FUCK yo' crew up! Who are dey? Dean Cain: What on earth are you wearing? Tuan: BUFU. Dean Cain: BUFU? Tuan: By us. Fuck you! Tuan: Your costumes, man! If you pimp, you BROKE pimp! Tuan: I have two inches of hard dick! Silas: That shit on your lip got some shit on it's lip.
: Who you callin' a bitch, bitch? Silas: Those look like they're still in high school, yo. Jamal: If there's grass on the infield, play ball! Amir: I remain here solely for the purpose of hooking up with Harvard women. Short ones, tall ones, skinny ones, chunky ones... Jamal: Man, I love me a fat chick, man. More cushin' for the pushin'! Bart: [Jamal is rowing pathetically] What are you doing, Hip-hop hooray? Paddle! Paddle like a man, get jiggy with it or something! Mamma King: [Mamma King appears in the sky] Jamal! What is ya ass doin' in a boat. Oh I see, you've been smoking too much ganja huh. Spectator: [noticing her] It's so huge! Mamma King: Well, I guess you might have to just come back home and live with me! Jamal: OH HELL NO! Mamma King: Did you curse at me! Jamal: [Jamal starts paddling as hard as he can] [to Bart] Jamal: Row motherfucker ROW! Silas: [to Lauren] I loves Ben Franklin girl, and I can listen to you talk about his stinkin' ass all day long. Bart: I know what you're trying to do Silas, you're trying to frick her! Internet Date: That's the skidmark of Buddha! Internet Date: It looks like somebody took a dump in the middle of your face!