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Method Man
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饰Silas P. Sila...
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Obba Babatundé
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饰Dean Carl Cai...
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Mike Epps
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饰Baby Powder
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Anna Maria Horsford
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饰Mamma King
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Fred Willard
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饰Philip Huntle...
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Jeffrey Jones
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饰Vice Presiden...
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Hector Elizondo
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饰Bill the Crew...
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Silas:
Peace.
Bart:
Peace is meant to explain a state of tranquility. Ok? So why don't you try finding a way to say goodbye, now that you're among civilized people.
Silas:
Well, Mr. Civilized, peace can also be used interjectionally, as a request, greeting or farewell. So, try to find another way to be an asshole, if you don't know your, grammar, that is. Peace.
Amir:
[to a girl in the hall] Don't worry, you can suck my dick after class!
[girl slaps him silly and walks away]
Amir:
Oh... she wants me!
Tuan:
Hey, I'm down with you! You east-coast? I Far-east Coast!
Jeffery:
I'm from Wisconsin.
Baby Powder:
Wheremybitches?
Jamal:
How did I fail women's studies? I love bitches!
Silas:
So, you trying to get something to bring your nerves down too, huh?
Jamal:
Yeah. I figure if I study high, take the test high, get high scores! Right?
Silas:
Right.
Jamal and Silas:
Right...
[after Harvard is described to them]
Silas:
Shit, I'll fucks witcha!
Jamal:
Shit, I'll fucks witcha, too!
Huntley:
And that's a good thing?
Jamal:
Yes. That's a "yes"!
Huntley:
Then we'll 'fucks' with each other.
Bart:
I'm the captian of the crew team, Jermaine.
Jamal:
The name's JAMAL, and I'll FUCK yo' crew up! Who are dey?
Dean Cain:
What on earth are you wearing?
Tuan:
BUFU.
Dean Cain:
BUFU?
Tuan:
By us. Fuck you!
Tuan:
Your costumes, man! If you pimp, you BROKE pimp!
Tuan:
I have two inches of hard dick!
Silas:
That shit on your lip got some shit on it's lip.
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Hella Back
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Who you callin' a bitch, bitch?
Silas:
Those look like they're still in high school, yo.
Jamal:
If there's grass on the infield, play ball!
Amir:
I remain here solely for the purpose of hooking up with Harvard women. Short ones, tall ones, skinny ones, chunky ones...
Jamal:
Man, I love me a fat chick, man. More cushin' for the pushin'!
Bart:
[Jamal is rowing pathetically] What are you doing, Hip-hop hooray? Paddle! Paddle like a man, get jiggy with it or something!
Mamma King:
[Mamma King appears in the sky] Jamal! What is ya ass doin' in a boat. Oh I see, you've been smoking too much ganja huh.
Spectator:
[noticing her] It's so huge!
Mamma King:
Well, I guess you might have to just come back home and live with me!
Jamal:
OH HELL NO!
Mamma King:
Did you curse at me!
Jamal:
[Jamal starts paddling as hard as he can]
[to Bart]
Jamal:
Row motherfucker ROW!
Silas:
[to Lauren] I loves Ben Franklin girl, and I can listen to you talk about his stinkin' ass all day long.
Bart:
I know what you're trying to do Silas, you're trying to frick her!
Internet Date:
That's the skidmark of Buddha!
Internet Date:
It looks like somebody took a dump in the middle of your face!
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