超级名模Zoolander(2001)

Mugatu: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

They're break-dance fighting. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Larry Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Damnit Derek, I'm a coal miner, not a professional film or television actor. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Billy Zane: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

It's a walk-off! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

What say we settle this on the runway... Han-Solo? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Hansel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Are you challenging me to a walk-off... Boo-Lander? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Seriously, do you like service yourself ten times a day? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

But why male models? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

J.P. Prewitt: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Are you serious? I just told you. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Hansel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I friggin' worship you, man. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Hansel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

So I'm repelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?" 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

And? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Hansel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

And it was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to Mount Vesuvius. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I'm not an ambi-turner. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Hansel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I felt like, "This guy's really hurting me." And it hurt. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Hansel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Taste my pain, bitch! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Matilda: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

What time is it? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Almost five. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Matilda: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

What? Hey, guys, that show is in three hours. Derek is dead unless we get that evidence. Do you guys... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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Hansel 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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Whoa, whoa, easy! How 'bout a "Good afternoon, Derek and Hansel. Thanks for the freak fest last night." 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Oh, Snap! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Hansel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

What's the dealio, yo? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

What? Are you here to tell me what a bad eugoogoolizer I am? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Matilda: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

A what? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

A eugoogoolizer... you know one who speaks at funerals. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[Matilda looks at Derek confused] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

At the Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, we teach you that there's more to life than being really, really good looking. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Mugatu: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Let me show you Derelicte. It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Billy Zane: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Hey, Derek, back on top, man. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Thanks, Billy. You rock. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Billy Zane: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

No, you rock. When you gonna drop Magnum on us, buddy? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Not yet. You gotta tame the beast before you let it out of its cage. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I'm sorry I was wack. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Wait a minute. I might just have an idea. They'll be looking for us at Maury's right? But they won't be looking for... not us. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Hansel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

You is talking loco and I like it! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[a judge is needed for the "walk-off"] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

David Bowie: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

If nobody has any objections, I believe I might be of service. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Maury Ballstein: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Matilda: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

When I was in 7th grade, I was... the fat kid in my class. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ew! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Well I guess it all started the first time I went through the second grade. I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal, and I remember thinking "wow, you're ridiculously good looking, maybe you could do that for a career." 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Matilda: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Do what for a career? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Be professionally good looking. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[Talking about the files] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Hansel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

They're *in* the computer? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Mugatu: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Derek? You've done nothing! NOTHIIIING! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done, then I will! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

ffb 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[flings "M" shaped shuriken at the Prime Minister] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Mugatu: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Die, you wage-hiking scum! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Matilda: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I became... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Hansel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

What? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Matilda: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Bulimic. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

You can read minds? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Why do you hate models, Matilda? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Matilda: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Honestly? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Hansel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Yes. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Matilda: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I think they're vain, stupid, and incredibly self-centered. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Hansel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I totally agree with you. But how do you feel about male models? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Hansel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

J.P. Prewitt: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Male models don't think for themselves. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

That's not true! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

J.P. Prewitt: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Yes it is, Derek. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[meekly] Okay. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Pretty soon, they'll be reading *our* eugoogaly! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I'm sorry that us models made you feel bad about yourself and throw up. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[after he pokes a girl with a pin] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Mugatu: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Maury Ballstein: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Mugatu is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple fish hooks on it and sell it to Queen Elizabeth as earrings. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Put a cork in it, Zane! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Mugatu: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

It's that damn Hansel! He's so hot right now! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Mugatu: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Obey my dog! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[after spitting out and spilling some bad coffee all over his assistant] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Mugatu: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Protestor: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Mugatu! Screw you and your little dog too! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[after throwing Matilda into the street from Mugatu's spa] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Katinka: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I suggest you and your Kmart Jaclyn Smith Collection outfit... stay the hell away from Derek Zoolander! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Katinka: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I do not like snoopy reporter with lack of fashion sense, not one little bit. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Hansel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Who are you tryin' to get crazy with, ese? Don't you know I'm loco? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Hansel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Listen to your friend Billy Zane, he's a cool dude! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman". 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

For serious. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

VH1 Reporter: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek, are you worried about Hansel? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Uhh, not as much as I'm worried about Gretel. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Larry Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I just thank the Lord she didn't live to see her son as a mermaid. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Mer-man! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[high-pitched cough] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Mer-man! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Mugatu: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek, this is just a small... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I don't wanna hear your excuses! The building has to be at least... three times bigger than this! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Brint: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Or the way Hansel combs his hair? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Meekus: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Or like, doesn't, it's like, ex-squeeze me, but have you ever heard of styling gel? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Brint: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I'm sure Hansel's heard of styling gel, he's a male model. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Meekus: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Uh, earth to Brint, I was making a joke. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Brint: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Uh, Earth to Meekus, duh, okay I knew that! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Meekus: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Uh earth to Brint, I'm not so sure you did cuz you were all 'well I'm sure he's heard of styling gel' like you DIDN'T know it was a joke! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Brint: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I knew it was a joke Meekus, I just didn't get it right away! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Meekus: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Earth to Brint... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

GUYS! Can we stop with the Earth tos! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Matilda: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I've been trying to reach you for a week. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

A week? What, are you having a whack attack? I saw you this afternoon, dum-dum. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Matilda: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

That was last Friday. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Uhh Earth to Matilda, I was at a day spa. Day, D-A-I-Y-E. Okay? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Do you understand that the world does not revolve around you and your do whatever it takes, ruin as many people's lives, so long as you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long so you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied and dying along the way? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Hansel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

The results are in amigo. What's left to ponder? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[Derek glares at him] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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Hansel 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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Nice Comeback! Ha ha. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[after being in a coal mine for a day] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[high-pitched cough] ... I think I'm getting the Black Lung, Pop. It's not very well ventilated down there. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Larry Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

For Christ's sake, Derek, you've been down there one day. Talk to me in thirty years. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Mugatu: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Hansel... so hot right now... Hansel. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Hansel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I guess you can dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Mugatu: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[hypnotizing Derek] Hi Derek! My name's Little Cletus and I'm here to tell you a few things about child labor laws, ok? They're silly and outdated. Why back in the 30s, children as young as five could work as they pleased; from textile factories to iron smelts. Yippee! Hurray! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Matilda: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek that was unbelievable! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I know! I turned left! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Matilda: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Yeah, that too, but Derek, you saved the prime minister of Malaysia! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Oh, right, cool. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

You think that you're too cool for school, but I have a newsflash for you Walter Cronkite... you aren't. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

J.P. Prewitt: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

The truth is male models have been assassinating world leaders for over 200 years. Abe Lincoln wanted to abolish slavery, right? Well, who do you think made the silk stockings and powdered wigs worn by our early leaders? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Mugatu! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

J.P. Prewitt: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[pauses] Slaves, Derek. So they hired John Wilkes Booth to do Mr. Lincoln in. The first model/actor! Dallas. John F. Kennedy. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Matilda: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Lee Harvey Oswald wasn't a male model. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

J.P. Prewitt: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

You're goddamn right he wasn't, but the two lookers who capped Kennedy from the Grassy Knoll sure as shit were! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

J.P. Prewitt: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I'm a hand model, mama. A finger jockey. We think differently than the face and body boys... we're a different breed. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Oh, I thought you were going to tell me what a bad eugoogalizor I am. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Matilda: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

What? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

A eugoogalizor, one who speaks at funerals. Or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogoly was? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Mugatu: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

3c 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

You have no evidence. Han-stupid destroyed everything. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

f7f 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Mugatu: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Do as you are trained... AND KILL THE MALAYSIAN PRIME MINISTER! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Hansel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I hear words like "beauty" and "handsomness" and "incredibly chiseled features" and for me that's like a vanity of self absorption that I try to steer clear of. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

You mean, you haven't... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Matilda: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Done it in a while, yeh. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Hansel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Now, what's a while? Like, eight days? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Now if you'll excuse me, I have an after-funeral party to attend. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Look, I think I know what this is about and I'm complimented but not interested. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Matilda: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

What? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I can't sleep with you OK? My head is killing me... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Matilda: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

What are you talking about? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

OK, if you just want to fool around or... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Matilda: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

WAIT! I don't want to sleep with you! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

God? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Maury Ballstein: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

God? What the shit are you talkin' about. It's me, Maury. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I just wanted to make you proud of me, pop. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Larry Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

How? With your male modeling? Prancing around in your underwear with your weiner hanging out for everyone to see? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Hansel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Yeah, you're cool to hide here, but first me and him got to straighten some shit out. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Fine. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Hansel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Why you been acting so messed up towards me? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Why you been acting so messed up towards me? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Hansel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Well, you go first. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Mugatu: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

As a caterpillar becomes a butterfly, so must you become Derelicte! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Matilda: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[to Katinka] By the way, you were wrong about my outfit. It's the Cheryl Ladd collection and I got it at JC Penney's. On sale! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Mugatu: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I'm so tired. No Todd, not now! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Todd: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[handing Mugatu the phone] It's Maury. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Mugatu: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[to Maury] Tell me something good. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Maury Ballstein: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

What do we do when we fall off the horse? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[thoughtfully looking up and mouthing the words silently] ... fall off the horse... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Maury Ballstein: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[looking to supply finish] ... we... get back on! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Sorry, Maury. I'm not a gymnast. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

(Announcer): 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

81 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

...for the past four years, male modeling has had a shadow cast over it by one man and five syllables: Der-ek Zoo-land-er. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

bc8 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[Derek slowly counts the syllables off on his fingers] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Maury Ballstein: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

You want an opinion? With a push-up bra you could have a nice rack of lamb up there. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Hansel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Deal with that! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Hansel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Excuse me, bra. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

You're excused, and I'm not your bra! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[first lines] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

(Announcer): 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

And here in Malaysia, there is an almost overwhelming sense of euphoria as the newly-elected prome minister has given this nation a gift of hope promising to raise the substandard minimum wage and end child labor once and for all. Already considered a living saint he has become this small country's greatest hope for a thriving future in the new millennium. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[last lines] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Hey kids, who wants to hear a story? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Kids: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Yeah! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

How bout I answer your question with another question; how many abo-digitals do you see modelling? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Maury Ballstein: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

The designer's got your nuts in a vice! He's offering you three percent for every pair of underwear sold! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Kids: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Screw Him! Hold out for more! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Hansel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Trippin' on acid changed our whole perspective on shit! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Brint, Meekus, Rufus: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[in unison] Orange Mocha Frappuccino! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Maury Ballstein: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

For Christ's sake it's a casserole Sheila... it'll stay! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Derek Zoolander: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[to Winona Ryder] Look, I gotta go pee, but I'd really like to continue talking about this conversation when I come back. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Matilda: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[to Derek] He had to pull his underwear out of his butt to beat you! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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