Dee Loc: Man who the hell knockin' at my door like the fuckin' popo's. [Walks over to the door and looks through peephole] Dee Loc: Oh shit nigga turn that shit down it is the popo's. [to Mr. Washington over the phone, for firing him] Chris: How's your day going? Good, 'cause the rest of your day's gonna be FUCKED! Mr. Washington: [Mr. Washington recently fired Chris. Chris calls Mr. Washington's private number] Hello? Chris: Good morning, Mr. Washington? How's your day? Good. Cause the rest of your day's gonna be fucked! You fucked with the wrong motherfucker, asshole! [Laughs] Chris: I'm gonna fuckin' kill you. I'm gonna fuckin' kill you! I got the mothafuckin' AK/And I'm gonna spray everyone mothafucka round your way/I got the mothafuckin' glock!/And I'm comin' on your mothafuckin' block! Mr. Washington: How'd some fool get my private line? Chris: You probably wonder how I got this number? [Razzes into the phone, and hangs up] Dee Loc: Shit, Nigga. I paid tha cost to be the boss Dee Loc: [answers phone] Hello? Slim: Hey, we tha kidnappers, and we want tha money for Mr. Wash Dee Loc: Well, how much ya want? Slim: Uh, hold on a sec, [turns to face] Slim: How much we want? Face: Tell him we want 50 cent fool Slim: Oh, ok [talks to Dee Loc on phone] Slim: we want 50 cent fool uh, hold on a sec [turns to face] Slim: so that's what this is about, for two punk-ass motherfuckin' quarters! Face: we want 50 thousand dollars fool! Slim: Oh, ok [talks to Dee Loc on phone] Slim: we want 50 thousand dollars fool! Dee Loc: [Dee Loc laughs and turns to friends] These guys are just plain stupid! Slim: ...And we want the money in fresh, crisp 20's Face: 100's fool! Slim: oh, 100's fool!
[a pair of police officers come across C-Money, who was laid out by Norman]
Police Officer: What's the matter, Chris? You get knocked the fuck out? Slim: Hello, this the kidnappers again. Me and Face... Face: Fool, you just said my name! Slim: [to Face] Fool, is you Destiny's Child? Ain't nobody said your muthafuckin' name! Dee Loc: [referring to Slim and Face] These got to be the two stupidest mothafuckas. Sean: Mr. Wash wanna see you. Dee Loc: What he wanna see me for? Sean: It's worse than you think! Dee Loc: Huh? Man stall me out wit all that mystery shit and tell me what's up. Man in Trunk: [C-Money opens Mafia Tony's trunk] Oh my God you've gotta help me, they're gonna kill me! I fucked this guy's sister man! I didn't mean to fuck her! C-Money: Eh man, sorry I can't help you. Man in Trunk: Bitch!