Evil Emperor Zurg:
If you want something turned evil, turn it evil yourself. That's what Nana Zurg always used to say to me, and she was plenty evil.
[the Evil Emporer Zurg's new mind control ray is a success]
Evil Emperor Zurg:
Another planet and it's mine! I'm not the man who knows the man! I AM the man!
Brain Pod #29:
Uh, about my raise...?
Evil Emperor Zurg:
Please. Once I enslave the universe, I won't need the likes of you. It'll be all Zurg, all the time! 24-7! Zurgie heaven!
XR:
You know, the guy's supposed to be some kind of evil genius, and best he can come up with is a ventriloquist act. What's next, evil juggling?
Evil Emperor Zurg:
Prepare to die, Buzz Lightyear!
Buzz Lightyear:
Not today, Zurg!
Buzz Lightyear:
This diabolical plot can only be the work of the sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance - Evil Emperor Zurg!
Warp Darkmatter/Agent Z:
[as Warp Darkmatter] What plot? You think Zurg is behind every kitten stuck up a tree!
Buzz Lightyear:
The fiend! Why can't he leave kitty-cats out of his nefarious schemes?
Buzz Lightyear:
I have a feeling that Zurg is planning his most diabolical scheme yet.
[cuts to Planet Z and Zurg]
Evil Emperor Zurg:
This is my most diabolical scheme yet!
Evil Emperor Zurg:
A delightful blend of man and machine... with just a naughty touch of lingonberry! I shall call you... Agent Z!
Warp Darkmatter/Agent Z:
That's stupid.
Evil Emperor Zurg:
My mother used to call me that!
Brain Pod #29:
You know, he really, really likes that name.
Grubs, Self Destruct, Ranger #1, Rhizomian Man, and Cadet Flarn:
Yes, he's been saving it for one of his most evil henchmen.
Warp Darkmatter/Agent Z:
Agent Z, love it. Especially the whole "Z" thing.
Booster:
The Space Ranger Manual says "No Ranger is allowed to go on a mission without a partner." I think it's Section B, sub-section Delta.
Buzz Lightyear:
Actually, it's sub-section Gamma.
XR:
He's right, big guy, sub-section Delta's the dress code. Incidentally, why can't we have nose rings?
Buzz Lightyear:
Because nose rings are for punks, little mister!
Mira Nova:
Well if you can go out without a partner, I don't see why XR can't have a nose ring.
XR:
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Hey, I'm not the one getting a nose ring, I was just making a statement.
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Booster:
Then, who's getting a nose ring?
[gasp]
Booster:
That's why Buzz wants to ditch us!
Warp Darkmatter/Agent Z:
[after revealing his identity as Agent Z to Buzz] My name's DARKmatter; who's surprised here?
Buzz Lightyear:
I must pause for a moment of silence in honor of my ship.
XR:
Oh, please, Buzz! It was just a hunk of metal!
Mira Nova:
OK, and you are...?
XR:
In serious need of some personal space.
[Buzz Lightyear watches in horror as a gigantic alien monster rises up from a crater directly behind Warp Darkmatter. Darkmatter sees the horrified expression on Buzz's face]
Warp Darkmatter/Agent Z:
[thumbs over his shouder] There's something really bad behind me, isn't there?
[over an establishing shot of space]
Title Card:
Space... Duh!
Warp Darkmatter/Agent Z:
Why didn't you tell me?
Buzz Lightyear:
Sorry, it was strictly need-to-know classified.
Warp Darkmatter/Agent Z:
I'm your partner, I need to know.
Buzz Lightyear:
Now you do.
Warp Darkmatter/Agent Z:
Anything else I should know?
Buzz Lightyear:
No, I'd say you're up to speed.
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