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2000-08-24(匈牙利)| 喜剧 犯罪| 加拿大 美国
上映时间:2000-08-24(匈牙利) 类型: 喜剧 犯罪
国家/地区:加拿大 美国 
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  奥斯是一名迈阿密的牙医,但是他家中有一个恶婆娘。从芝加哥搬来的隔壁邻居吉米琼斯,让他的生活起了巨大的大变化。    其实这个绰号郁金香吉米的琼斯,竟然是一个黑道杀手。吉米背叛了凶狠的黑道老大查理葛,搬到迈阿密去避风头。而葛老大出悬赏令要他的项上人头。奥斯的老婆竟然...更多>

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Cynthia: You really meant it, didn't you? What you said? Oz: About loving you? Of course! What did you think this was all about? Cynthia: [shrugs] Sex. I mean, GREAT sex... Oz: [chuckling] It was pretty good... is that all this has meant to you? Cynthia: Don't get me wrong, Oz. I like you a lot... Oz: Well, that's great to hear, but I've got news for you. I don't generally go around risking my life for people who just like me. Jill St. Claire: I'm still a virgin. I mean I haven't killed anyone yet. Jimmy: It's not important how many people I've killed. What's important is how I get along with the people who are still alive. Frankie Figs: You know, I can't think of nothing finer than a fine naked woman holding a gun. Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski: Everybody dies. Sooner or later. Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski: I'm gonna keep the coke and the fries but I'm gonna send this burger back. And if you put any mayonnaise on it, I'm gonna come over to your house, I'll chop your legs off, set fire to your house, and watch as you drag your bloody stumps out the door. Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski: But just so you know, I am disappointed, Oz. I am extremely disappointed with you. Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: Believe me, you are the last person I would ever want to disappoint, but everything I everything I did, was for love. Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski: Yeah, whatever. Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski: I take it you're not Canadian. Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: Only by marriage. Cynthia Tudeski: Promise me something. Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: Anything. Cynthia Tudeski: You'll go slow. I haven't made love in five years. Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: Neither have I. I've been married. Janni Gogolack: You know I have this same car?

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: Really? Janni Gogolack: No. Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: Oh, and don't forget the corpses. Cynthia Tudeski: Have you vomited recently? Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: A minute ago. I was just gonna brush my teeth. Cynthia Tudeski: I'll wait. Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: OK, OK. Let's say that he did make a pass at you. The guy's been in prison for five years. He's desperate. He'd sleep with a meat grinder. Jill St. Claire: You don't like the Walther? Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski: I think you should go with what you're comfortable with. Jill St. Claire: It's what James Bond uses. Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski: Really? Jill St. Claire: Yeah. Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: Damn it, Jimmy. What the hell did you have to go and move in next door to me? Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski: Oz, do you know what kind of soil they have in this back yard? I've been here two days and I've got little tomato plants... Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: Oh my God. Janni Gogolack: Expecting a call? Cynthia Tudeski: Explain to me how that's any of your business. Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: I swear, I am not gonna let anybody kill you. Cynthia Tudeski: Under the circumstances, I think that's probably the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me. Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: Thanks. Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: He sa... he said you guys haven't even met. Sophie Oseransky: Who you going to believe? A contract killer or your wife? Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: Do I have to answer that? Jimmy: You like living in Canada? Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: No, I live here with my wife. Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski: Every red-blooded American knows that the only condiment that you are ever supposed to put on a hamburger is KETCHUP! Or MAYBE some of that SPECIAL SAUCE you like so much here in Canada; which I think has a little bit of mayonnaise in it too! But I swear to God when they start slapping that mayonnaise on there I could kill somebody. Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: Uh... it's room service. Before I vomited I ordered scotch. Janni Gogolack: Don't blong. Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: "Don't blong"? Janni Gogolack: [Annoyed] Don't-BE-long!

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