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猪头,我的车呢?

猪头,我的车呢? (2000) 5.6

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2001-05-18(希腊)| 喜剧 奇幻 科幻| 美国
上映时间:2001-05-18(希腊) 类型: 喜剧 奇幻 科幻
国家/地区:美国 
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清晨,繁华的街道上还零星闪烁着夜间的霓虹,杰西(阿什顿·库切尔饰)和切斯特(西恩·威廉·斯科特饰)两个年轻人便已揉清惺忪的睡眼。经历一夜狂欢后,畅快刺激的感觉早已被疲惫不堪的身心占据。当两人精神恍惚的走在街上时,才发现这个不眠之夜如一场大梦般似真似幻,无迹可寻,两人甚至无法记起自...更多>

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Jesse: Who's Johnny Potsmoker? Chester: Oh ,that's my alter ego. Jesse: Wait, I thought Johnny Potsmoker was MY alter ego. Chester: No. Yours is Smokey McPot. Jesse: Oh yeah. Chinese Foooood Lady: And then? Jesse: No "and then"! Chinese Foooood Lady: And then! Jesse: Wait a second. I just got a really bad feeling in the pit of my stomach. Chester: Maybe you should go sit on the toilet? Jesse: No. No. You know what the feeling is? It's love! Chester: Is that what that is? Jesse: Yeah, I'm in love with Wanda and you're in love with Wilma. Chester: Yeah! Jesse: You see. Now that we know that we've been sucky boyfriends... we can change. Chester: We can? Jesse: Yeah! And you know what else? I'll bet you that we did buy them super cool anniversary gifts. You know why? Coz we love them. Chester: And we wrapped them really cool wrapping paper? Jesse: Yeah. I'll tell you what we're gonna do. We're gonna go down the impound lot and get the car... Chester: ...which has the gifts in it... Jesse: ...and then we're gonna go over to the twins house and beg for them to take us back! Chester: Yeah! Let's do it! Jesse: Oh, no, hold on. I gotta take a crap. Chester: Told you. Jesse: I know. Chester: I know your body. [Pierre has a deep French ascent] Pierre: But luckily for you, I am an honorable man. Mark: Excuse me, what was that? Pierre: Honorable! Mark: What? Onadouble? [Pierre and Mark continue alternating, saying "Honorable" and "Onudable"] Mark: I think you're trying to say "honorable"! Pierre: What do I have to do to shut you up? Do I have to hose you down again? Mark: No, no the hose! [pause] Mark: Maybe later. [Jeese and Chester come across an ostrich] Jesse: Dude, it's a llama! [Chester refuses to leave a strip club] Jesse: Dude, this is an *emergency*! Chester: So is this. It's a break-dancing stripper emergency! Jesse: I refuse to play your Chinese food mind games! Jesse: Dude, where's my car? Chester: Where's your car dude? Jesse: DUDE, where's my car? Chester: Where's your car dude? Jesse: Have you seen my car? Christie Boner: Yeah. Jesse: You have? Christie Boner: Well, I saw the backseat. Jesse: No, I'm talking about the whole thing. Jumpsuit Chick #1: We are not guys. We are hot chicks. [as Super Hot Giant Alien passes overhead, a Father and Son see up her skirt] Birthday Son: I want to go on that ride, Daddy. Birthday Father: Me, too, Son. Me, too. [Repeated line] Chester and Jesse: Shibby! Chester: Dude, you just touched Christie Boner's hoo-hoo. Jesse: Shibby! Chester: Low five. [Jesse & Chester's answering machine message] Jesse: Jesse... Chester: ...and Chester are shibby at the moment. Jesse: Please your shibby at the beep. Jesse & Chester: Shibby. [Jesse and Chester have tattoos on their backs that say "dude" and "sweet."] Jesse: Dude! You got a tattoo! Chester: So do you, dude! Dude, what does my tattoo say? Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine? Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say? Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine? Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say? Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine? Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say? Jesse:

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Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say? Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine? Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say? Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine? [later] Chester: [angry] "Dude!" What does mine say? Jesse: [screaming] "Sweet!" Jesse: Wait a second, let's recap. Last night, we lost my car, we accepted stolen money from a transsexual stripper, and now some space nerds want us to find something we can't pronounce. I hate to say it, Chester, but maybe we need to cut back on the shibbying. [Chester slaps him] Jesse: Thanks, dude. [repeated line] Tommy: Stoner-bashin' time! Zarnoff: [introducing the Zoltan cult] My name is Zarnoff. This is Zabu, Zellnor, Zelbor, Zelmina, and, uh, Jeff. Jeff: Hey. [about the hot chicks] Chester: Those double-crossing, sexy-sexy sluts! [starts crying] Chester: Is that a barn? Jesse: Is it red? Chester: No. Jesse: Then it isn't a barn! Chester: How wasted were we last night? Jesse: Well, I touched Christy Boner's hoo-hoo, were on the hook for two hundred thousand dollars to a transsexual stripper, and my car's gone. I'd say we were pretty wasted. Jesse: Look, dude. It's those two totally gay Nordic dudes at 10 o'clock! Totally Gay Nordic Dudes: We will now use the power of the Continuum Transfunctioner to banish you to Hoboken, New Jersey. [Jesse attacked a speaker box] Chester: Well, you didn't have to go all egg roll on that speaker box, dude. Jesse: I'm not the one who called the Dali Lama a fag! Jesse: I do not want to go down in history as the guy who destroyed the universe. Jesse: I don't want to go down in history as the dude who destroyed the universe! Jesse: Nelson, your dog's a stoner! Chester: Can he also bong a beer? Nelson: Nah, all he does is pretty much lie around and smoke his pipe. Jesse: You know what we should do? Chester: Eat? Jesse: No. [thinks for a moment] Jesse: Eat!

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