Kagome: I'm telling you, I'm not her. Inuyasha: And I'm saying you have to be. 'Cuz there's no other way you could smell so... [sniffs in her direction] Inuyasha: You're not her. Kagome: I know. My name is Kagome. Ka-Go-Me. Inuyasha: You're right. Kikyo was cuter. Much cuter. Inuyasha: Hey, where are you going? Kagome: What do you care? I'm going home. Goodbye, Inuyasha Inuyasha: You can't just leave. You... Kagome: My name isn't "You". It's Kagome. Inuyasha: Wait, Stupid. Kagome: It's not "Stupid", either. Inuyasha: Will you just wait, and hear me out? Kagome: Why? So you can try and stop me? Inuyasha: No, so you can give me your jewel shard. Kagome: [feigning innocence] Oh, this? [holds up her pouch that holds the shard, then looks at him angrily] Kagome: Sit, Boy. [Inuyasha is slammed face first to the ground] Inuyasha: Why, you... Kagome: [walking away] It's Kagome. Kagome: [repeatedly] Inuyasha, sit, boy. Yura: Of course, her hair isn't nearly as pretty as yours, but, waste not, want not. Kagome: [With a bow and arrow ready to fire] Not as pretty as his, huh? What would you know about it? You live in a time where they don't even have SHAMPOO. [Accidentally releases the arrow, her aim off, and Inuyasha has to duck to keep from getting hit] Inuyasha: Will you WATCH where you're aiming that thing? Kagome: You stinking toad. Jaken: You stinking human. Kagome: Oh yeah? Well, this human's gonna kick your... Jaken: We'll see about that. Sesshoumaru: Now, was that aimed at me? Kagome: There you are! Let's go! Inuyasha: Where to? Kagome: Come on. Don't you feel the least bit sorry for Kikyo? Her grave was violated. I know you were betrayed by her but that was a long time ago. It's been at least 50 years since she passed away. [Inuyasha tries to get up, but kagome grabs his hair]
: Hold it! Inuyasha: Watch the hair! Kagome: Mind explaining to me why you haven't been able to look me straight in the eye since yesterday? Inuyasha: You're obviously imagining things. Kagome: I get it! It's all about me looking like kikyo! That's it, isn't it? That's why you can't look at me. [Inuyasha looks at her and taks her hand] Inuyasha: It's not... [gentler] Inuyasha: It's not like that. [Leans in and tries to kiss Kagome] Kagome: Whoa whoa whoa hold the phone! [Kagome pushes Inuyasha on the ground] Kagome: [thinking] Ok now i am officially freaked. What's going on! He almost kissed me! Inuyasha: Can we lose some of the violence? Kagome: Sure as soon as you stop acting so weird! Inuyasha: You're the one acting like a lunatic! Naraku: I am not going to kill you - I am going to break you. [Inuyasha and Kagome are sitting under a tree. Inuyasha refuses to even look at Kagome while she is talking to him and she gets angry and grabs his hair to yank him around to face her] Kagome: Hold it! Inuyasha: Watch the hair! Kagome: Mind explaining why you haven't been able to look me straight in the eye since yesterday. Inuyasha: [Inuyasha looks at her, then away, refusing to meet her eyes] Your obviously imagining things. Kagome: I get it! This is all about me looking like Kikyo! That's it, isn't it! [Inuyasha grabs Kagome's hand and removes it from his hair, then continues to hold it in his] Kagome: Inuyasha? Inuyasha: It's not...! [sighs] Inuyasha: It's not like that. [He stares at Kagome sadly and moves closer to her] Kagome: [Thinking as he moves closer] What's he doing? [Freaks out and shoves Inuyasha away from her and he falls down the hill] Kagome: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold the phone! Inuyasha: [Screaming as he falls down the hill] AHHH! Kagome: [Thinking] Okay, now I'm offically freaked! What's going on? He almost kissed me! Inuyasha: [Jumps back up on top of the hill next to her. Now he's not sad, he's pissed off] Can we lose some of the violence? Kagome: Sure, as soon as you stop being so weird! Inuyasha: Your the one being a lunatic! Yura: Stop that! I'll kill you! Miroku: [Sango falls to the ground sobbing] Sango? Sango: Yes!