隐身神探 (2000)

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隐身神探
  • 片       名隐身神探
  • 上映时间2001年01月14日(法国)
  • 导       演 Michael Gr...Jay Tobias

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  • The Keeper: When you're invisible, the only one really watching you is you. Darien Fawkes: Wow. How about you print that out and put it on a key chain for me. The Keeper: It is my job to keep you safe. Darien Fawkes: "That's a bunch of crock. You care about me like you care about that rat." Darien Fawkes: By the way, I want my tombstone to say, "Too late, he's already dead." You know, just in case more people show up wanting to screw my life over. Darien Fawkes: A great 20th century philosopher, Charles Schulz, once had Linus observe that "Big sisters are the crabgrass on the lawn of life." I guess the same could be said of big brothers. [pointing a gun at his head] Darien Fawkes: No one move, or the gland gets it! Darien Fawkes: What, you never had an invisible friend? Robert Hobbes: I had invisible enemies. Kevin: We have to think about premature visibility. Darien Fawkes: Premature visibility. Kevin: It can happen if you get distracted. Darien Fawkes: Well, then we need to get some uglier nurses. Darien Fawkes: Time flies when you're having fun, or in a coma. I'd been unconscious nearly three weeks. Just enough time for every muscle in my body to go on strike. Darien Fawkes: From now on, the glass is half full. The Keeper: Much better. Darien Fawkes: Unforunately it's filled with blood. Darien Fawkes: Hey, could you explain something to me? Now that I can go invisible, I can't be let out of sight! Now how does that make sense? The Keeper: You see, it doesn't have to. When you're invisible, the only person who can truly watch you is yourself. Darien Fawkes: Wow, could you print that up and put that on a keychain for me? Darien Fawkes: You're in the spy business and you don't have a safe house? The Official: It was either a safe house or the electric bill. Darien Fawkes: There was a mime. I beat the Hell out of a mime. What happened to him? Is he okay? Robert Hobbes: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • Darien Fawkes: Thank God [Voice-over during theme] Darien Fawkes: There once was a story about a man that could turn invisible. I thought it was only a story until it happened to me. You see, there's this stuff called quicksilver that bends light. My brother and some scientists made into a synthetic gland and that's where I come in. You see, I was facing life in prison, so we made a deal, they put the gland in my brain, I walk free. The operation was a complete success, but that's where everything started to go wrong. [Repeated line] Darien Fawkes: Aww, crap! Darien Fawkes: A schmuck named Nietzsche once wrote: 'Anything that's done out of love is beyond good and evil.' Now, here's the thing: I love my job. So what does that make me? My feeling always was, good and evil could kiss my ass. But one night... well, they kinda got together and bit me on it. Darien Fawkes: Being blackmailed by the government really gets a guy in touch with his emotions. Darien Fawkes: The Scottish philosopher Balfour said that destiny is the scapegoat we make responsible for our crimes. He was probably right, too, but I bet he was real dull at parties. Darien Fawkes: A patriot poet, Walt Whitman, once sang, 'Do I contradict myself? Very well, then, I contradict myself. I am large, I contain multitudes.' This from a guy who was in love with his own smell. He contained multitudes of stank. Darien Fawkes: A lady once asked famous painter and momma's boy James Whistler if he thought genius was hereditary. His answer was basically, 'I don't know. Never had any kids.' Darien Fawkes: They say, 'He who sups with the Devil needs a long spoon.' I was making dinner reservations for two... Darien Fawkes: I've learned a lotta things since I started working with Bobby Hobbes. The names of all the most popular anti-depressants for starters. Darien Fawkes: The Gilbert of Gilbert and Sullivan once wrote, 'Things are seldom what they seem: Skim milk masquerades as cream'. Well, of course he was then promptly beaten up by every kid in the school yard... Look, the point is, we probably learned more about Eberts when he was Arnaud, than we ever would've from Eberts himself. Darien Fawkes: You gotta fix me. The Keeper: Did you break yourself already? Darien Fawkes: Look I'm telling you, this thing they put in my head. I think it's evil, and I think it's trying to take over. The Keeper: It's a bio-synthetic gland. It's not evil. Darien Fawkes: "Would it be possible for you to look at me while we're talking? [the Keeper turns to face Darien] The Keeper: The gland secretes the quicksilver that makes you invisible, but it also spikes your epinev... Darien Fawkes: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • ...levels which causes the violent behavior. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • The Keeper: Yeah, that. Darien Fawkes: Well it also turned me into a walking time bomb. The Keeper: Well, if you get your shots of counteragent you won't go off. Darien Fawkes: Which brings us back to square one. I need a shot. Darien Fawkes: There's an old saying: "Every man is a genius until he opens his mouth." I decided to save Hobbes the trouble. The Keeper: If you hadn't so recently vomited, I would kiss you! Robert Hobbes: I could eat a mint. Robert Hobbes: All right. Let's review our options: Quicksilver madness - dead. Unchecked infection - dead. Escape the building - dead. Stay in the building until Protocol Thirty-Four elapses - dead. Darien Fawkes: Oh, you left out being struck by a giant meteor. Albert Eberts: Great news, Robert. I was able to pull a few strings and managed to get you you're very own staple remover. Robert Hobbes: That's great. You know, I'm a highly trained, decorated field agent, Eberts. I could kill a man right now with my bare hands. Albert Eberts: But can you collate? Darien Fawkes: I'm going mute as we speak. Albert Eberts: I love the smell of toner in the morning. Albert Eberts: I couldn't help but notice that mark on your chin. Robert Hobbes: Oh, right there. Yeah. Uh-huh. Bar fight in Madrid. A couple of Basque separatists took exceptions to my political views. Of course, I may have said something about soccer being the world's most boring sport. Albert Eberts: Zero-to-zero after four hours? I fail to understand its appeal. Albert Eberts: Sir, may I have permission to go to the file room? The Keeper: Albert, we're less than twenty-four hours from being vaporized and you want to finish up paper work? Robert Hobbes: Leave him be. It comforts him. Robert Hobbes: I have met three presidents. I have captured terrorists. I deserve to die in action, Eberts, not just to be filed away! Albert Eberts: What you regard as inconsequential dental forms are in fact more, much more. Robert Hobbes: Oh God. Albert Eberts: They are in fact symbols, symbols of America. When all the world will little note, nor longer remember what we have done today in these hallowed halls, I tell you this with no degree of uncertainty that forms filed in triplicate are the very foundation of democracy. Why do we file, Robert, why? One word... Freedom. Robert Hobbes: One of my shrinks once said this to me, heal the past, live for the present, dream of the future. Darien Fawkes: What's her name anyway? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • : "The", last name "Keeper" The Keeper: Did you have to drop this on the ground, Darien? Darien Fawkes: I was on my way to get a breakfast Burrito when I pulled a rat skeleton out of my pocket. What did you want me to do? Hug him? Pet him? Call him George? Darien Fawkes: I'm trying to make the cover of Lab Rat Monthly. Darien Fawkes: In his very first story, Sherlock Holmes met his match. Her name was Irene Adler, but as Dr. Watson points out, 'She was always The Woman'. The Woman who eluded him. The Woman who got away. For Sherlock, it was a mystery. For me... it was elementary. Darien Fawkes: The U.S. Postal Service promises that 'Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night stays their couriers from their swift completion of their appointed routes'. But gunfire?... Now, I found that that tends to bring most routines to a screeching halt. Darien Fawkes: A babe named Princess Diana once said that 'If men had to have babies, they would only have one'. Truer words were never spoken. Darien Fawkes: George Orwell said that 'Myths which are believed in, tend to become true'. Now, I've never been big on belief, but I believe in something now. That a big chunk of myth is locked inside my head. Yeah, I figure that makes me about two percent myth, myself. Two percent of everything people disregard, disbelieve and secretly hope is real. Darien Fawkes: Leo Tolstoi , he once observed that 'All happy families resemble one another, but each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way'. Which made my family about as unique as it gets. Eh, what little was left of it. [Final quote of final episode] Darien Fawkes: Ray Bradbury said, 'I don't try to describe the future. I try to prevent it'. Eh, I figured it was time I took that kind of control. Darien Fawkes: You can pick on me all you like, but don't you ever *ever* mess with my brother. Darien Fawkes: Time out! How'd you know I was here? Thug: My spidey sense was tingling. Arnaud: You're sharp. Robert Hobbes: As a tack. [Darien is sick] Darien Fawkes: Those three wise men known as The Beastie Boys have been known to say "Let's get ill!" [sneezes] Darien Fawkes: Screw them. Arnaud: This is Dr. DeThiel. Code four, I repeat, code four! I need all security staff online, now! Security Chief: (into walkie-talkie) Calm down, Dr. DeThiel. What seems to be the problem here? Arnaud: Well, it seems some joker put plastic explosives in all your walkie-talkies! [hits detonator] Arnaud: . [Darien is in the midst of quicksilver madness] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • : DIE, CUCKOO CLOCK, DIE! [repeated line] The Official: Shut up, Eberts. Darien Fawkes: They say necessity is the mother of invention. And when the necessity is survival, she can be one mean mother. Of course, it is her child, invention, who is the really dangerous one. [repeated line] Arnaud: Little prick. Darien Fawkes: [Epiloque of season 1, episode 4] To Darien Fawkes, Jessica Semplar will always be the kid. On the whole, it was nothing new. All the women in my life leave me. Difference is, to them I was a man. To her I was magic. How do you say goodbye to that? Allianora: [the Official steps into the padded cell] [without even looking at him] Allianora: Before we start, I'm totally inoculated against the "Alice in Wonderland" technique, as well as the Wexler-Mendelson sensory deprivation. And please don't waste my time with the Stemler-Rochet debilitary. Okay? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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