Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen star as twin sisters who are placed in the Witness Protection Program after witnessing a robbery. They have a pro...更多>
Mac: That is *so* eighties! Pete: So, uh, what brings you to Australia? Maddie: Well, I uh, my parents inherited the inn. Pete: Really? From who? Maddie: Oh, some dead guy. Pete: Some dead guy? Victoria: Since when has she known how to surf? Ashley Parker: Since this scene apparently... Ashley Parker: Uh, Your frisbee's broken... Ashley Parker: [scared the bad guys have found them] Why are you walking so fast? Maddie: Why are you walking so fast? I'm just trying to keep up with you. Ashley Parker: [look around, everyone seems to be glaring at them] You're freaking me out. Maddie: You're freaking me out! Teri Parker: [debating whether to use the phone] Be strong blabbermom, be strong. Agent Kathryn Smith: You know when I was your age, I knew a girl just like Victoria. Ashley Parker: Really? Agent Kathryn Smith: Yeah, there's always a girl like Victoria. Anyway, I wanted to be in her group so badly that I stopped doing all the things I wanted to do to do things she wanted to do. Ashley Parker: Let me guess: But you were totally miserable because you weren't being true to yourself. Agent Kathryn Smith: No, I was so popular it was a blast! But... I wasn't being me. I was being who they wanted me to be. And that's not good. Maddie and Ashley: [paranoid] [scream when they see Mac] Mac: Knew I should have brushed my hair today. Pete: You'd still look scary. Maddie: [in the WPP as Mormons] Attention! Attention everyone! We're part of the witness protection program!