毒魔复仇4 (2001)

Evil Kabukiman:

I had a bad feeling about that crack dealer from day one! I guess you can't trust school kids these days!

Toxie:

Crack dealer? Sergeant Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. what are you talking about?

Evil Kabukiman:

Sergeant? N.Y.P.D.? What? What's wrong with you, Noxie? Are you selling the crack or you smoking it?

Evil Kabukiman:

[to Claire] You read sign language don't you? Well read this!

[slaps her]

Evil Kabukiman:

.

Sgt. Kabukiman:

Well, fuck that, I'm not gonna die. Not here in Jersey!

Tito:

Oh, GROSS! This whiskey tastes like pregnant lady piss!

Evil Kabukiman:

Hang on Noxie, I can't pass THIS up!

Tito:

You are giving me a stomach-ache in my brain!

[after Noxie rips off both his arms]

Tromaville Chief Newman:

Stay back everybody! He's armed!

Evil Kabukiman:

Damn! They're very slowly getting away!

Tito:

Fuck this place, man, I'm outta here.

Tito:

I have becomed The Retarted Revenger!

Pompe:

Don't forget about your sidekick, Pompe, the baddest bodyless motherfucker in all of Amortville.

Toxie:

God?

God:

Yeah, what do you want?

Toxie:

I just want to go home

God:

You bastard, this is the best place all around, why do you want to go home?

God:

And tell the Pope to stop talking about me, he dosen't know me and tell him that his hat looks fucking stupid.

Narrator:

15 years ago, A mop boy named Melvin Fyrd fell into a case full of toxic waste and became a hideously deformed creature of superhuman size and strength, he became... The Toxic Avenger, the first superhero from New Jersey! Then came two shitty sequels, sorry about that. This is the real sequel.

Toxie:

We've got to get the other heroes of Tromaville and storm the hospital!

Sgt. Kabukiman:

They're all dead.

Toxie:

All of them?

Sgt. Kabukiman:

Yeah.

Toxie:

Even Dolphin Man?

Sgt. Kabukiman:

OH yeah.

Lardass:

It's LARDASS, punk!

Pompe:

You're gonna turn a brother into a hot dog! If I had legs I'd kick your ass.

Toxie:

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Gotta find Sarah. If only there were some kind of directory, like at the mall.

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[looks over in one direction]

Toxie:

Oh! Let's see, 'You Are Here', and Noxie is here, and, let's see, armed guards who want to kill you are here.

[looks up in surprise]

Toxie:

Huh?

[sees armed guards]

Dex Diaper:

Toxie's got his head up his ass.

[Toxie grabs him, turns him upside-down and slams him into the ground causing his head to come up through his ass]

Dex Diaper:

I've got my head up my ass.

[laughs as Toxie knocks his head off]