上帝,魔王和鲍勃 (2000)

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  • 片       名上帝,魔王和鲍勃
  • 上映时间2000年03月09日(美国)
  • 导       演 Dan Fauset...Sherie Pol...

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  • God: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • The Devil and I have a deal: I get them until they're 12, he gets them until they're 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • God: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Bob, don't air-quote. It only annoys people. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Bob Allman: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • You think I'm stupid, huh? You forget - I HAVE SMART FRIENDS! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • God: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • In the old days, I used to come down here all the time. But issues would always come up, I'd end up smiting people... 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • The Devil: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I don't know who I *am* anymore! I feel like that guy from Wham! after George Michael left. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Smeck: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • What guy? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • The Devil: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Exactly! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Bob Allman: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • You always say that. You always say there's a crisis in Africa. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • God: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • That's because there always is a crisis in Africa. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • The Devil: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • We have work to do my loathsome toad. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Smeck: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Evil work? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • The Devil: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • No, knitting. Of course evil work! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Bob Allman: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I'm glad so many of you showed up. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Man in crowd: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Where's the free beer? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Bob Allman: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I'm offering you something better: salvation. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Man in crowd: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Is that a kind of beer? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • God: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [on the answering machine] Bob? It's me God. Bob? I hate these things. Bob, pick up. Bob don't screen your Maker. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • God: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Give it up, you're too late. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • The Devil: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • It's not fair! It's not fair! It's never an even playing field! I always get the short end! Just for once I'd like to... 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • God: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Go to hell. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Bob Allman: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I was trying to get a hold of you all day. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • God: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • You don't call me Bob. It doesn't work that way. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Bob Allman: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Then what's prayer? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • God: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Corn nut? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Bob Allman: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Wait. If anyone questions that I have a relationship with God, all I have to do is show them this corn nut as proof. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • God: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Yeah, Bob. Show them the corn nut. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Bob Allman: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Excuse me, is this hell? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Man in hell: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [roasting over a fire] You know, I never really asked. But you have to assume. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • God: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Oh, here's another idea. A planet covered entirely by water. No land at all, just water. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Bob Allman: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • You mean, like that Kevin Costner movie? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • God: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I didn't even see that. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • 28 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • The Devil 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • feb 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • : 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I'm tired of being blaed for this hideous modern music. I'm sick of Marilyn Manson trading on my good name. I mean I'm Gershwin guy. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Kevin Bacon: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Hey, chill out, people. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • The Devil: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Oh, no. Just when I thought we'd won, it's Kevin Bacon! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Kevin Bacon: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • This is not going to solve the problems of this town. First we've got to come together as a community and learn to dance. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • ["Footloose" by Kenny Loggins begins playing] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Bob Allman: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [the airplane shakes] Are you doing that? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • The Devil: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • No, no. Turbulence is no good to me - everybody prays. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Megan Allman: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • This dog is driving me crazy! She never listens to me! She whines and whines but I don't know what she wants. I bought her a chew toy and she won't even play with it - she's impossible! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Donna Allman: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • So, it's like she's spoiled and ungrateful... and you don't know whether to love her or hate her? All you want is some sign she cares and just when you think you've done everything right and you're gonna get that sign, she turns on you? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Megan Allman: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Exactly! Did you have a dog once? What's so funny? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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