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• Kaolla Su: Kaolla Su: adult version. Present, lovely, and accounted for. Kaolla Su: So, what are we gonna do with him? Narusegawa Naru: Crucify and torture him, cut out his tongue, and send him to Hell! Urashima Keitaro: NOOOOOOOO! [Motoko blasts Keitaro skyward] Kaolla Su: Keitaro, did the Earth look blue from up there? Maehara Shinobu: By Medical Powers, Rururururu! Aoyama Motoko: Secret Arts. Air Splitting Sword. Aoyama Motoko: Secret Arts. Rock Splitting Sword. Motoko Aoyama: Ever since that elusive, definitely audacious, insolent, high-roller of a turtle showed up here at Hinata Apartments, I haven't had a good night's sleep. Motoko Aoyama: Damn you. You're nothing but a lowly Reptilia Anapsida Testudinata. Motoko Aoyama: C-c-cute? You have the gall to refer to me as CUTE? [In Keitaro's room, Kitsune places his hand on her breast] Mitsune 'Kitsune' Konno: That's worth a month's rent. Keitaro Urashima: Huh? Mitsune 'Kitsune' Konno: What, weren't you listening? You cop one feel, I get one month's rent free. Keitaro Urashima: What're you talking about? [Naru barges in] Naru Narusegawa: What do you think you're doing, you sleaze? Mitsune 'Kitsune' Konno: [Fake sobbing] H-he started grabbing my breasts, going, "You like it here? How about here?" Keitaro Urashima: It's the other way around! Kaolla Su: Hey, Keitaro, here for a midnight fling? If it's you, I don't mind. Urashima Keitaro: W-What are you saying? Kaolla Su: By the way, do flings taste good? [Kitsune "accidentally" dumps water on Naru's cheerleading uniform] Naru Narusegawa: W-What the heck are you doing, Kitsune? Mitsune 'Kitsune' Konno: Sorry! I'm really sorry! My hand slipped! Naru Narusegawa: I have to be at work in a few minutes! What am I gonna do now? Mitsune 'Kitsune' Konno: I feel SO bad! I'll earn your share of the money, so please forgive me! Naru Narusegawa: You will? Mitsune 'Kitsune' Konno: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
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• Cross my heart, trust me. Just look into these eyes. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
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• Haruka Urashima: It's a shame you don't have a boyfriend yet. Motoko Aoyama: W-What are you saying? You're my role model, Miss Haruka. Haruka Urashima: Role model? Motoko Aoyama: You've avoided tawdry romances, relying on no man, and are living your life on your own terms. Haruka Urashima: I wouldn't put it in such glowing terms. It's just that living at Hinata Apartments lets me get away with not thinking about things that aren't too pleasant to dwell on. [Mutsumi gets a perfect score on her practice exam] Naru Narusegawa: Wow! Urashima Keitaro: You got a perfect score! Naru Narusegawa: You're actually a total genius! Urashima Keitaro: H-How could you fail the entrance exam three times with these scores? Mutsumi Otohime: Well, I'm guessing it's because I'm a klutz and I'm frail, and I'd keep forgetting to write down my name, or I'd faint before reaching the exam hall and be hospitalized. [Su's become an adult again, and thinks Keitaro's her brother, again] Kaolla Su: Come, Brother. Come with me. Urashima Keitaro: W-What's happened to you, Su? You're all grown up again! [Su leans over to kiss Keitaro] Urashima Keitaro: Uh, but the adult Su has that exotic, ethnic charm going. Mutsumi Otohime: This way, I can take a good, long look at your face. When I look at your face, Keitaro, I feel so tranquil, like I know you from a long, long, time ago. That's what made me want to study with you for our entrance exams. Am I causing trouble for you? Urashima Keitaro: N-No. Mutsumi Otohime: I want to go to Tokyo U. Together with you. Kaolla Su: Hi-ho, Silver! Jitterbug! Rhumba! [Naru meets flunkee Keitaro at cram school] Naru Narusegawa: Third-time loser? [Screams] Naru Narusegawa: Let go of me! What if your grades are contagious? Urashima Keitaro: It had three holes, and I really wanted one! 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制