Is It Fall Yet? (2000) 8.0

Brittany Taylor: Oh, Mack, something terrible has happened! Michael Jordan 'Mack' Mackenzie:

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Don't worry, the sun's not gone. It's just hiding behind the clouds.

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David Sorenson: Hi, I'm David Sorenson! Are you Quinn? Daria Morgendorffer: I don't know, is this the ninth circle of hell? David Sorenson: "The Divine Comedy." Daria Morgendorffer: Wait, you know that? OK, who are you and what do want with Quinn? David Sorenson: I'm here to tutor her. Daria Morgendorffer: Seriously. Helen: Oh, Jakey, do you realize what a momentous summer our girls have had? Quinn learned she's smarter than she thought, and Daria has her first boyfriend. Jake: It's summer already? Mr. DeMartino: Why couldn't I have been born during an influenza epidemic? Or at the base of a volcano? Why did I survive, grow tall and strong, only to squander all my potential by becoming a teacher? Daria Morgendorffer: Trent... does it ever bother you that the speedometer is stuck at ten miles per hour? Trent: Hmm... ten. That reminds me; time for dinner. Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer: Daria, I'm serious, I'm not going to let you sit around the house all summer. Daria Morgendorffer: Fine, I'll LIE around the house all summer. David Sorenson: I see here that you took European History last year. I guess there's no need repeating that. Quinn Morgendorffer: Oh yeah, Napoleon, Waterworld, the A la Carta... Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer: Daria, you need to be more tolerant. You know what they say, 'judge and be judged'. Daria Morgendorffer: And I judge myself unfit for human contact. Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer: That's exactly what you *will* be if you don't learn to interact with the rest of us. You keep hiding your real face behind that anti-social mask, and one day that mask will be your face. I'm not going to let that happen. You're working at that camp. Daria Morgendorffer: I have something to tell you two. Tom's not my brother. Kevin Thompson: A-ha! Daria Morgendorffer: He is the mad scientist who built me. He has to hang around in case my internal organs fall out. Daria Morgendorffer: Um, will you excuse us for a while? We'll be back after man walks on the sun. Alison: Why go to an artist's colony if you're not going to mingle with your fellow artists? Jane Lane: That's like saying 'why go to a PENAL colony if you're not gonna mingle with your - ' I think I'll stop there. David Sorenson: Steinbeck was perhaps best known for his poignant novel about the Oakies... Tiffany Blum-Deckler: [applying make up] uuuuh-huuuuh... David Sorenson:

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...a heavy metal band famous for having a baboon on bass.