Every week Mr. Hell, a sulphurous and sardonic anti-hero, voiced by Bob Monkhouse, stars in his own adventures, and introduces a parade of s...更多>
Being red with pointy ears doesn't make me a devil, being a bastard does!
Tough Cop: Shoot first, ask questions later. Maybe at the funeral. Mr. Hell: I'd like to introduce you to my lovely co-host, whose name I can't remember since I had sex with her and no longer care. Mr. Hell: It takes 9 months to make one episode of The Simpsons? We're doing a whole series in that time... but it's still good! Damien: Father I don't really see the point of trying to enroll in an all girls school Mr. Hell: Are you sure you're my son? [Victorian lady detective accidentally exposed her ankle] Man: [throwing rock at her] Ankle slut! [Serge has just finished his career as a porn star] Serge: Come on Lucky, let's go get laid! [Lucky squeaks] Serge: Okay, okay give a guy time to adjust [after Serge tries to shoot Lucky's new girlfriend, Lucky shoves her out of the way but she gets run over by a truck in the road] Serge: I know if I get a girlfriend you can kill her, okay? Mr. Hell: [doorbell rings] Oooooooh that must be the pizza boy! [opens door while getting baseball bat ready] Mr. Hell: [seeing his half-devil half-angel son Damien at the door, he looks at the screen] It was a holiday thing. Mr. Hell: This show is the last in the series, unless they're showing them in the wrong order, in which case see you next week.