Priest:
It's a wonderful thing, as time goes by, to be with someone who looks into your face, when you've gotten old, and still sees what you think you look like.
[after Carolyn explains to Jimmie the symbolism between flowers and vaginas]
Jimmie:
I'm not interested in your goddamn vagina, all right? I just want to marry you!
Preppy Bride:
Thank God I'm bisexual
Jimmie:
Just give me the damn symbolic vaginas.
Marco:
You are sick!
[while listening to love song from Titanic]
Natalie:
What kind of dumb bitch lets Leonardo DiCaprio drown?
Anne:
Nat, mind your own business
Daphne:
[snarling at prisoner] I don't play "good cop, bad cop" - requires too much patience. I go straight to "bad cop, worse cop." Now behave!
Grandad Shannon:
As my last surviving descendant, you have a sacred duty to pass on my genetic material.
Jimmie:
That's a lovely sentiment.
[Jimmie hears that his "shit or get off the pot" marriage proposal has become an urban legend]
Customer:
My psychoanalyst couldn't stop talking about it. It's a bunch of crap if you ask me.
Marco:
[imitating Muhammad Ali while playing with a remote-controlled toy robot] C'mon, gorilla, we in Manila! C'mon, gorilla, this is the Thrilla!
[after Jimmie is rejected by his ex-girlfriend Stacey]
Jimmie:
She's engaged.
Marco:
Engaged, or married? Because if she's only engaged...
[Before Jimmie asks his ex-girlfriend Buckley to marry him]
Marco:
OK, crunch time. Seventh game of the World Series. Bottom of the ninth. Two outs. Full count. It's our last chance. There's no tomorrow. Got it?
Jimmie:
Four cliches ago.
Roy O'Dell:
Time for desperate measures. What about my daughter?
Jimmie:
Absolutely not!
Roy O'Dell:
Why not? She's not good enough for you?
Jimmie:
She's fifteen!
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:
Well, it's pretty late in the game for you to be Mr. Choosy.
Grandad Shannon:
[into megaphone] THE HUMAN CONDITION!
Marco:
[to Jimmie] Your birthday is soon, right? Like next week?
Jimmie:
No, it's not next week.
Marco:
Thank God.
Jimmie:
It's tomorrow.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
