亿万未婚夫 (1999)

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  • 片       名亿万未婚夫
  • 上映时间2000年07月13日
  • 导       演 Gary Sinyo...
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        杰米.沙浓向来认为他的自由远比生活本身重要得多。眼看他的同龄人们(甚至最好的朋友马可)一步步走进婚姻的殿堂,杰米矢志不改,坚持享受自己幸福多彩的约会,并走马观灯似的换着女友。     但他绝没...

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  • Priest: It's a wonderful thing, as time goes by, to be with someone who looks into your face, when you've gotten old, and still sees what you think you look like. [after Carolyn explains to Jimmie the symbolism between flowers and vaginas] Jimmie: I'm not interested in your goddamn vagina, all right? I just want to marry you! Preppy Bride: Thank God I'm bisexual Jimmie: Just give me the damn symbolic vaginas. Marco: You are sick! [while listening to love song from Titanic] Natalie: What kind of dumb bitch lets Leonardo DiCaprio drown? Anne: Nat, mind your own business Daphne: [snarling at prisoner] I don't play "good cop, bad cop" - requires too much patience. I go straight to "bad cop, worse cop." Now behave! Grandad Shannon: As my last surviving descendant, you have a sacred duty to pass on my genetic material. Jimmie: That's a lovely sentiment. [Jimmie hears that his "shit or get off the pot" marriage proposal has become an urban legend] Customer: My psychoanalyst couldn't stop talking about it. It's a bunch of crap if you ask me. Marco: [imitating Muhammad Ali while playing with a remote-controlled toy robot] C'mon, gorilla, we in Manila! C'mon, gorilla, this is the Thrilla! [after Jimmie is rejected by his ex-girlfriend Stacey] Jimmie: She's engaged. Marco: Engaged, or married? Because if she's only engaged... [Before Jimmie asks his ex-girlfriend Buckley to marry him] Marco: OK, crunch time. Seventh game of the World Series. Bottom of the ninth. Two outs. Full count. It's our last chance. There's no tomorrow. Got it? Jimmie: Four cliches ago. Roy O'Dell: Time for desperate measures. What about my daughter? Jimmie: Absolutely not! Roy O'Dell: Why not? She's not good enough for you? Jimmie: She's fifteen! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • : Well, it's pretty late in the game for you to be Mr. Choosy. Grandad Shannon: [into megaphone] THE HUMAN CONDITION! Marco: [to Jimmie] Your birthday is soon, right? Like next week? Jimmie: No, it's not next week. Marco: Thank God. Jimmie: It's tomorrow. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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