Uncle Martin: Martians use 100% of their brain while humans only use 10%. Tim O'Hara: No, we're smarter than that. Uncle Martin: Your astronauts pee in their space suits. Case closed. Tim O'Hara: We use more than 10% of our brains. Uncle Martin: Your astronauts pee in their space suits. Case closed. Brace Channing: Here's a rememberence of our last date. Uncle Martin: You earthlings don't know how lucky you are. The only water we get on Mars has to be squeezed from rocks. Tim O'Hara: O'Hara here, leave a message, keep it short. Mr. Channing: Channing here, you're fired. Short enough for you? Kid: Mine! Gum. Uncle Martin: Mine! Nerplex. Uncle Martin: Blotz! Uncle Martin: It's Lizzie. What's a Lizzie? Zoot, Martin's Talking Space Suit: I'd say a Model T Ford, but this one's got better tires. Uncle Martin: Tim, anything in this room strike you as odd? Uncle Martin: Wake up, Tim. There's a big day ahead of us. Tim O'Hara: It's still night time. You've been asleep for 30 seconds. Uncle Martin: 30 seconds? I *was* tired! Coleye: This is similar to the Martian incident of 1963. Armitan: Careful, Stupid. Not only is that incident classified, it never happened! Zoot, Martin's Talking Space Suit: Beavis down, Butt-head to go. Uncle Martin: Stop being such a wet blanket. Zoot, Martin's Talking Space Suit: Hey, leave my mother out of this. Tim O'Hara: Your space ship is double parked in my living room. Mrs. Brown: Tim, what are you doing? Tim O'Hara: [Is standing on a ladder with a video camera]
Uncle Martin is in the hot tub and I'm... Watching.
Mrs. Brown: [in sotto voice] Weird family.