[Gina is trying to explain to Michael why she can't marry him] Gina Vitale: I can't talk about this in the house. Gina Vitale: [Gina begins throwing on clothes over her pajamas.] Michael Felgate: Where are we going? Gina Vitale: Out. Michael Felgate: Right. Nowhere too dressy, I hope [Frank is trying to teach Michael to talk like a mobster] Frank Vitale: Here, try this, "Hey, fuggeddabout it!" Michael Felgate: Hey, forget about it! Frank Vitale: No, like this, "Hey, fuggeddabout it!" Change you T's to D's. Michael Felgate: Hey, fuggeddaboud id! Frank Vitale: Id? Michael Felgate: You said change Ts to Ds! Frank Vitale: Not the last one! OK, forget that one, try this one, "Get the hell outta here." No Rs. Michael Felgate: Get the hail outta hee. Frank Vitale: Not hee! Heah! Michael Felgate: Hee! Frank Vitale: Here. [Hands Michael a pistol] Frank Vitale: Stick it in your pants, maybe you'll look the part. Waitress: And how would you like that cooked? Michael Felgate: Ree. Waitress: Excuse me? Michael Felgate: Rah. Waitress: Raw? Michael Felgate: Rahr. Waitress: Rare? And to drink? Michael Felgate: Bee. Waitress: Beer? Michael Felgate: Yah. Waitress: You talk funny. Frank Vitale: The boy's got an IQ of 174 and what do you get? An idiot. Michael Felgate: Just a little screw-up. But what the hee? Me got it under contwol. Fuggedaboudid.
: Just stop. Otherwise, I can't go on. Just run normally. Michael Felgate: I am running normally. Gina Vitale: Oh. Right. I'm sorry. I thought, you know... I guess I haven't seen you run before and I thought you were doing a funny run. Michael Felgate: A funny run? That's my run. Michael Felgate: Listen, did Gina just come back? Gina's doorman: She came back, all right, crying her eyes out. She packed a bag, ran straight back out again. What the hell you been doing to her? Michael Felgate: I asked her to marry me. Michael Felgate: [after learning Frank is a mobster] Note to self... rent Goodfellas, Casino, Godfather 1, 2, 3. Chinese Restaurant Owner: [to Gina when she doesn't want her cookie] Eat Fucking Cookie!