Short lived animated spin off of the television series Sabrina the Teenage Witch. The animated series is a prequel which features Sabrina as...更多>
Zelda: You were only 200 years old, you were just a kid. Sabrina Spellman: [about doctor visit] I heard you scream. Salem: Yeah I screamed, ya should've seen the bill. [Has created a new plant] Uncle Quigley: I'll name it after the both of us. I'll call it the Squigley. Uncle Quigley: You three are grounded! Salem: Good move, Quigster! Uncle Quigley: You're grounded too, Salem, I hate it when you call me Quigster. Gemeni "Gem" Stone: Why hello there, Smellman! [The theme of the school dance] Sabrina: The rocking '80s. Hilda: '80s? Zelda: I think she means the 1780s! Hilda: Oh. Tim the Witch Smeller: You haven't seen the last of me! Hilda: Yeah well I didn't really like seeing the first of ya. Hilda: I babysat for Atilla the Hun. Salem: Welcome to Sabrina's Quizmasters! Here's the question: When witches make a BLT, they use bacon, lettuce and...? Sabrina: Toes! Salem: Wrong! The answer was cement. Hilda: We qualify for the senior citizen age. Box Office Attendant: I'll have to see some I.D. Hilda: [Shows ancient birth certificate] Signed by the Pharroh himself! Hilda: Morning, Salem. Salem: Morning, Hilda. Zelda: [Disguised as Hilda] 'Morning, Salem. Salem: 'Morning, Hilda... Huh? Sabrina: In my family, some of my closest relatives are monsters. Sabrina: [over phone] Hello? Anyone! Help, we're in trouble! Salem: [relaxed] Yes that's nice. Sabrina: Also, Salem, unless you pick up the phone now, those secret pictures of you are going out over the internet. Salem:
Uh-oh! Spookie Jar: [Warning about a spell] This could bring the end of the entire space/time continuum. But hey, you're in a hurry. Sabrina: [Dangling over hole] I'm losing my grip! Salem: [sarcastically] You can say that again! Spookie Jar: [Trying unsuccessfully to end a spell] But when the skies turn orange, beware the... Uh... porridge? Uh... smorange? Salem: I'll have to call you back, I got Scorsese's people on the other line. Salem: The Wicked Witch of the West is from Pennsylvania. Salem: [Noticing Sabrina unhappy] I've coughed up hair balls that looked happier than you. Sabrina: There's nothing like cotton candy up your nose at warp 10. Zelda: Time for a little brain wash, rinse, dry and fold. Salem: Give Gem a chance. After all, she's not that bad. Gem Stone: By the way, that is the ugliest cat I've ever seen. Salem: Turn her into a mouse and leave the rest to me! Zelda: [to Salem] Touch that egg and you're getting a major flea bath! Salem: [on Sabrina's poor baseball pitch] It calls for a sinker, not a stinker! Sabrina: Are you still upset that you were turned down for that role in 'That Darn Cat'? Salem: Yeah. Sabrina: Why does Harvey put mud in his pant cuffs? Chloe: He's a guy. He doesn't need a reason. Sabrina: Don't worry, the ground will break your fall. Chloe: It could be worse. Sabrina: Don't say it. Chloe: It could be raining. [Begins to pour rain] Sabrina: You just had to say it. Slugloafe: Sixth graders sure are getting smaller. [Salem accidentally swallows a button] Sabrina: Did you swallow it? Salem: It's not the ingestion I'm worried about. It's the out-jestion. Salem: [Sabrina is riding her bike and Salem is in the basket] Watch out, Vikings playing hopscotch! Salem: Tell me where the cat nip is or I'll blackmail it out of you.
: Hey Sabrina, we could make a TV show around your talking cat. Salem: Yeah like I'd really sell out! Salem: Can you keep it down? I'm trying to concentrate. Hilda: You're playing tic-tac-toe. Salem: And losing thanks to you. Sabrina Spellman: I just wanted a purse! Salem: Yeah and Gilligan just wanted a three hour tour. Salem: Why are you dressed like The Brady Birds? Sabrina: [bored] I can't believe we're going to Monument Island to learn about Johnny Cakes. Gemeni "Gem" Stone: What's a Johnny Cake? Sabrina: It's like a pancake, except the natives didn't have any flour so they used sawdust. Zelda: While we're at the Halloween ball, we need someone to look after Sabrina. Salem: Hey what am I? Chopped liver? Hilda: But you're a cat. Salem: I'm also older than you and I can lick my back. Salem: I said if I could find Sabrina I'd be happy as a clam. Next thing I know, I'm a giant bivalve. Go figure.