[Jimmy has chicken pox] Ed: It's so gross. Can I touch it? Eddy: It's just a little fib, Double D. Kevin would probably pound me if I told him my brother ain't showing up. Ed: Did he miss another bus, Eddy? Busses can be so cruel! Mysterious Voice: And hard on the caboose, if you know what I mean! Edd: Eddy, someone's at your door. Eddy: I'll bet it's Kevin! I'll show him! [Eddy's brother enters] Eddy: Uh oh, it's my brother! Edd: YOUR BROTHER? Ed: YOUR BROTHER! Eddy: [nervously] Uh, hiya bro. How's it going?... HONEST, IT WASN'T ME! THEY'RE ALL LYING! I SWEAR! Is there anything I can do for you? Huh? Eddy's brother: Get me a triple scoop bannanna split sundae with chocolate sauce, marshmallows, lots of nuts! Eddy: Hey, whatever happened to that lactose thing you... Eddy's brother: [shows his fist] See this? Edd: Hurry! I'll get the ice cream! Eddy: I'll get the chocolate sauce! Ed: And I'll get the nuts! Edd: Wait! Don't forget the marshmallows! Eddy's brother: Hurry it up! [Eddy's brother turns out to be Sarah and Jimmy] Sarah: Watch what you're doing, Jimmy! Jimmy: It's these darn stilts! They make me all clumsy, Sarah! Ed: Hey!... What flavor ice cream did you want? Sarah: [imitating Eddy's brother] Chocolate. Ed: Okey-dokey! [to Eddy] Ed: Your brother wants chocolate, Eddy! [Jimmy giggles] Sarah: Brothers are such idiots! Ed: Is it so wrong to be liked? Eddy: Ha ha ha. I'm going to be king. [Eddy crazily stuffs tags with his name on it - with some flying out - in the blue box. We hear drilling FX] Edd: Well, Eddy. It seems that is the fake box so your shananagans won't let you cheat. [Edd has the real ballot box] Rolf: Eddy! How dare you cut Rolf in the front? Eddy: Ueh, what are you talking about - the front's that way! [Which Eddy points his finger where the back is] Edd: [Strictly] I've been watching you and... Eddy: Whatever! [Eddy stuffs his leg inside Edd's mouse causing him to look like a vacuum bag, with air in it] Ed:
Jonny2X4: [talking to Plank] Do you think he'll lay an egg, buddy? Ed: If only we had a sack of potatoes. Edd: Ed. Potatoes won't aid us in any way. Ed: Have mercy, child of the nether-world! Ed: Shwiggety Shwag what's in the bag? [as his soufflé is ruined] Jimmy: Darn egg whites. Edd: You nearly scared me out of my one size fits all pajamas. Edd: Will you please refrain from touching me while I am eating? Thank you. Marie: Humph. I'll touch whenever I want buddy boy. Edd: But we're being constrained by the intimacy of our situation. Eddy: And you kiss your mother with mouth? [as they are streaking] Jonny2X4: Woohoo. Feel the wind plank. Jonny2X4: Woah. You guys are weird. Eddy: Someone or something is touching everybody's stuff. Ed: Can I think? Edd and Eddy: NO! Eddy: We've learned into fortune! Edd: Don't let the excitement spoil your grammar, Eddy. Rolf: Do not burn the candle at both ends, as it leads to the life of a hairdresser. Rolf: Do not burn the candle at both ends, as it leads for the life of a hairdresser. [Eddy is in love with Nazz] Eddy: The Nazz's on the back of my Nazz are standing on Nazz... Ed: Hey guys? Eddy: What is it Ed? Ed: I say, the cheese is always twice the fence post. Eddy: I wish I had a fence post, Ed. Ed: Whoops, there it goes. Yup. My brain stopped. Jimmy: Aahh. Mother nature's attacking me. Edd: Even from this distance, the production values look remarkably cheap. Rolf: May the fleas from your cow inflame your Rhubarb. Rolf: May Shower Scum Devour your head? Jonny 2x4: Boy, Plank. Ever feel as though you might as well be talking to a piece of wood? Eddy:
If you can't beat 'em, show off.