"Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy" (1999)

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"Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy"

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  • [Jimmy has chicken pox] Ed: It's so gross. Can I touch it? Eddy: It's just a little fib, Double D. Kevin would probably pound me if I told him my brother ain't showing up. Ed: Did he miss another bus, Eddy? Busses can be so cruel! Mysterious Voice: And hard on the caboose, if you know what I mean! Edd: Eddy, someone's at your door. Eddy: I'll bet it's Kevin! I'll show him! [Eddy's brother enters] Eddy: Uh oh, it's my brother! Edd: YOUR BROTHER? Ed: YOUR BROTHER! Eddy: [nervously] Uh, hiya bro. How's it going?... HONEST, IT WASN'T ME! THEY'RE ALL LYING! I SWEAR! Is there anything I can do for you? Huh? Eddy's brother: Get me a triple scoop bannanna split sundae with chocolate sauce, marshmallows, lots of nuts! Eddy: Hey, whatever happened to that lactose thing you... Eddy's brother: [shows his fist] See this? Edd: Hurry! I'll get the ice cream! Eddy: I'll get the chocolate sauce! Ed: And I'll get the nuts! Edd: Wait! Don't forget the marshmallows! Eddy's brother: Hurry it up! [Eddy's brother turns out to be Sarah and Jimmy] Sarah: Watch what you're doing, Jimmy! Jimmy: It's these darn stilts! They make me all clumsy, Sarah! Ed: Hey!... What flavor ice cream did you want? Sarah: [imitating Eddy's brother] Chocolate. Ed: Okey-dokey! [to Eddy] Ed: Your brother wants chocolate, Eddy! [Jimmy giggles] Sarah: Brothers are such idiots! Ed: Is it so wrong to be liked? Eddy: Ha ha ha. I'm going to be king. [Eddy crazily stuffs tags with his name on it - with some flying out - in the blue box. We hear drilling FX] Edd: Well, Eddy. It seems that is the fake box so your shananagans won't let you cheat. [Edd has the real ballot box] Rolf: Eddy! How dare you cut Rolf in the front? Eddy: Ueh, what are you talking about - the front's that way! [Which Eddy points his finger where the back is] Edd: [Strictly] I've been watching you and... Eddy: Whatever! [Eddy stuffs his leg inside Edd's mouse causing him to look like a vacuum bag, with air in it] Ed: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • Jonny2X4: [talking to Plank] Do you think he'll lay an egg, buddy? Ed: If only we had a sack of potatoes. Edd: Ed. Potatoes won't aid us in any way. Ed: Have mercy, child of the nether-world! Ed: Shwiggety Shwag what's in the bag? [as his soufflé is ruined] Jimmy: Darn egg whites. Edd: You nearly scared me out of my one size fits all pajamas. Edd: Will you please refrain from touching me while I am eating? Thank you. Marie: Humph. I'll touch whenever I want buddy boy. Edd: But we're being constrained by the intimacy of our situation. Eddy: And you kiss your mother with mouth? [as they are streaking] Jonny2X4: Woohoo. Feel the wind plank. Jonny2X4: Woah. You guys are weird. Eddy: Someone or something is touching everybody's stuff. Ed: Can I think? Edd and Eddy: NO! Eddy: We've learned into fortune! Edd: Don't let the excitement spoil your grammar, Eddy. Rolf: Do not burn the candle at both ends, as it leads to the life of a hairdresser. Rolf: Do not burn the candle at both ends, as it leads for the life of a hairdresser. [Eddy is in love with Nazz] Eddy: The Nazz's on the back of my Nazz are standing on Nazz... Ed: Hey guys? Eddy: What is it Ed? Ed: I say, the cheese is always twice the fence post. Eddy: I wish I had a fence post, Ed. Ed: Whoops, there it goes. Yup. My brain stopped. Jimmy: Aahh. Mother nature's attacking me. Edd: Even from this distance, the production values look remarkably cheap. Rolf: May the fleas from your cow inflame your Rhubarb. Rolf: May Shower Scum Devour your head? Jonny 2x4: Boy, Plank. Ever feel as though you might as well be talking to a piece of wood? Eddy: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • Ed: Service is my middle toe. Ed: I am one with my shoe size, Eddy. Ed: Is sitting naked in a wagon cool? Eddy: No, skunk pits, it isn't. [repeated line] Ed: GRAVY. Ed: [as Ed spies a cloud] Mmmm, cotton gravy! Edd: Ed, you put that back. You don't know where it's been. Ed: Oh, it's right here, Double D. Ed: Eddy, how can my feet smell if they don't have a nose? Edd: [pretending to be Ed] Gravy! Ed: Come on, Double-D. I don't say "gravy" all the time. Edd: Buttered toast, then Rolf: Away with you, protuberance of the flesh! Jonny2X4: [reading to Plank] How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck... Oh my! Eddy: Wa... wa... wa... wa... wa... wa... water! Edd: H2o please. Ed: Gravy! Eddy: We're stuck here with two girls and a Jimmy. Ed: What a tree bark. Eddy: Sap, Ed. Sap. [Ed runs into a tree] Ed: That wasn't you Sara. Ed: One plus one equals one on a bun. Edd: Why are Eddy's clothes lying on the floor? Is he running around naked again? Ed: Am I the last human? I am alone. I AM HUNGRY. Edd: Ed, wait, I can make you a sandwich. [Ed, Edd, and Eddy are left behind in a basement] Rolf: Are they from this planet? Kevin: Nope. They're from the land of the dorks. Ed: Oh my liver. Oh my lasagna. Edd: Ed, lasagna isn't a major organ. Ed: It isn't? Ed: I found some grass. Eddy: Woop dee doo, Ed. Edd: Hello... oh... uh... I was going to-. Marie: Ask me on a date? May: Sweep me off my feet? Lee: Stand in line girls. Edd: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • Marie: He wants to share condiments. May: We're so alike. Marie: [hitting May] Back off bowser. Lee: Marie. Grab him before her runs away. Edd: [hugged by all 3 girls] Ladies please... May: We're ladies. Lee: He said please. Marie: Lets kiss him. Edd: Kiss? No. Not that. Eddy: What happened to the stairs? Ed: My parents took them away because I am grounded. Edd: That's disturbing. Eddy: My brother told me that chicks are only moved by one thing - cash. Edd: That is so superficial, Eddy. Female admirers want meaningful things like sincerity, respect and good grooming. Ed: And potato chips. Eddy: How could you be so stupid? Ed: I watch cartoons, Eddy. Ed: [after making Sarah's room a mess] Oh no. When Sarah finds out she'll tell mom and mom'll tell dad and he'll say, "Not now, I just got home from work." [smashing his head on the ground] Ed: I'm a woodpecker. Except with dirt. [Eddy's attempt at an apology] Eddy: Here, Rolf. I'm sorry I hurt your whatever. Ed: But I am grounded, Eddy. I have been a bad boy. [Edd and Eddy consult Jonny 2X4 on Ed's imaginary friend] Jonny2X4: Imaginary friend? What's that? Eddy: [nodding head towards Plank] C'mon, you know, an *imaginary* friend? [pause] Jonny2X4: Sorry, I don't know what you are talking about. Maybe Plank knows. Eddy: This is our expert? Jonny2X4: Plank says to build an invisible trap. Eddy: Makes sense to me. Double-D, draw up the invisible plan. Edd: With invisible ink? [laughs] Edd: This is becoming contagious. [after Wrecking Jimmy's Party] Eddy: Good luck catching us as we'll be invisible to the naked eye thanks to this baking powder vapor variant. Rolf: You said a mouthful. Jonny2X4: Plank and I want to hear a real story like Octopus's Gardens, Silver Hammers, and Mr. Kite. Ed: Jib said his work here was done. Edd: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • Eddy: Oh Ed... Edd: Apparently not. Rolf: My Papa would ridicule Rolf for the rolling of the sphere. Eddy: Garages are for cars, Ed. Ed: Why thank you. Ed: They say an elephant never forgets Double D, but I forget what the elephant remembered. Jonny 2x4: Wow China, just like in the cartoons. [after being inside a wall in an earlier episode Ed, Edd, Eddy, Jonny 2x4, and Plank are stuck in a wad of bubble gum in Ed's basement] Edd: Once again, our day ends with the three of us... Eddy: Stuck together in some nutty way, but wait, we have a guest tonight. Ed: I like the way Jonny's stuck. Jonny 2x4: Boy, Plank, how the heck did we ever end up here? If you weren't so scared into turning into chopsticks, we'd still be in China. Eddy: Can somebody scrape this guy off my shoe, please? Jimmy: I'm a star. Eddy: Sumo wrestlers are revered. Edd: In Japan. Eddy: You'll have legions of fans to cater to your every whim. Edd: In Japan. Ed: [wearing a skull on his head] I am dead from the neck up! Edd: They're becoming amorous, Eddy. Eddy: What does that mean? [Edd whispers in Eddy's ear] Eddy: AAAAAAH! Eddy: [to Jib] I'll miss you like a hernia! Eddy: [pretending to be Edd] Rolf said thank you! Isn't it refurbishing to hear politeness? Eddy: Those little twerps will be sorry they messed with THIS brainpower! Edd: I believe we'll all be sorry for that, Eddy. Ed: Oh Kevin... Kevin: [Grabs Ed by the lips] Sheep-skinned seat covers. Ed: Woah, he knew what I was gonna say! Eddy: Kevin's got inside information! He knows even more than you Double D. Edd: Oh, really. Shall we investigate? Ed: Double D's got a plan, Eddy! Eddy: But that's my shtick... Rolf: Do you have an invitation, overdressed Ed boy? Eddy: The crow caws at midnight. Rolf: And the cat sours the basil! Rolf would love to talk politics, but I must see your invitation. Rolf: Those good-for-nothings, are good for nothing! Eddy: Plunger Ed... Ed, plunger!... Are you counting your teeth again? [Eddy takes Jimmy's outline, causing him to ooze into a nearby sewer] Jimmy: Fate has dealt a cruel hand. Darn it! Edd: Better to have loved and lost... Ed: Than lost and found! [after being woken up by Edd] Eddy: Who turned off the sun? Eddy: You dare hit the brother of Eddy's brother? Edd: Let me salvage what's left of this plot. Eddy: Whatever... But if it works, it was my idea! Ed: Eddy is my ideal pal. Soft and cuddly like mashed potatoes, yum! Edd: Seems the student has surpassed the master. Ed: But better! Ed: I think I just thunk! Edd: Was that English, Ed? Ed: I am a whale Eddy, an endagered mammal. Hug me! Edd: Exposed. Eddy: Busted. Ed: Nope, can't think of a word. Ed: I'm smarter than a sign! Eddy: Double D, provoke our creation. Edd: Boy Eddy, provoke? Those tutoring lessons must be paying off. Lee: I love it when you raise your eyebrow like that. Eddy: Ooh, you're not getting to me Lee Kanker! Rolf: [taunting] Your garden is overgrown, and your cucumbers are soft! Ed: Shush! My yeast is rising. Edd: Nutloaf, Ed? Ed: You did the brotherly thing, Double D. Edd: You think so, Ed? Ed: Think what, Double D? [Before going to a commercial break] Ed: When we get back from where we are going, we will return to where we were. I know people there! Edd: [falls down while imitating Ed] Curse Ed's horrible posture. Ed: PREPARE TO MEET YOUR MAKER! Jimmy: Antonucci? [the Eds jump out of Ed's basement, with the stairs removed] Ed: Alley-Oop! Edd: Gracious! Eddy: Geronimo! [Eddy has just been attacked by a skunk, and Ed takes a whiff of him] Ed: Who stepped on a duck? Jimmy: There's a bright light, Sarah. A voice is calling me. Mmm, cookies. Eddy: Hey, where's the room going?... Where am I going?... Huh? HELP! THE STAIRCASE IS EATING ME! [Ed jumps into a washing machine] Ed: Look what I found! One Eddy, and a whole bunch of doohickeys. I took it apart Double D, am I smart now? Edd: Let's not ask for miracles, Ed. [Eddy pulls out a bra from a dresser drawer] Eddy: Woo-hoo! PG 13! Ed: That's my Mom's, Eddy! Eddy: IIIIICK! Eddy: Rolf why is there plastic on your furniture? To keep it fresh? Lee: Mom was right. Throw a man a bone and he'll mess up the carpet! Rolf: I love this music! It is so shiny! Jonny2X4: See, Plank? I told you bunnies would take over the world, AND THEY HAVE! Luckily we prepared for this day, huh, pal? Eddy: Ed, stop eating all the cheese! Ed: Cheese? Swiss. Eddy: Pepperoni. Italian. Ed: Slicer, aluminum! Kevin: [after Nazz asks him what he's ordering at the Ed's restaurant] I'm ordering the barf bag. Nazz: Where's THAT on the menu, Kevin? Ed: Do you smell buttered toast? Eddy: [has a huge hole in his stomach] Ed! Your stupid toy ate my breakfast! Edd: OH NO! Eddy: KANKERS! Ed: EXTREME CLOSE-UP! Eddy: [looking at himself in a mirror] Hey, good-lookin'! [the mirror goes away, and Eddy chases after it] Eddy: Wait! I'm not done lookin'! Ed: [dressed as an octopus's tentacle] I am an Ed-o-pus, cuz I'm Ed! [the Eds are dressed in a tall uniform] Eddy: Hello, ladies. We're doing a survey and... Edd: [whispers] Eddy! Eddy: [changes his voice] I mean, um... I'm doing a survey and... Lee: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • Marie: Yeah, take a hike! Eddy: I was wondering... how many anchors do you own? [grins] May: That's stupid! Lee: And you look familiar! Marie: Are you form an informercial? Eddy: No... I mean, Yes, and I'm very well known, quite popular, actually. You want my autograph? Ed: [pops out from the legs] I'm the legs! [the costume falls apart] Edd: Oh my! Exposed! May: It's our boyfriends! Marie: Eddy's such a weasel! Lee: Let's get 'em, girls! Ed: Oh no! Not me! [starts running] Eddy: Run, Ed! Run! Edd: Listen to the sounds of the gears whirling and grinding! Eddy: Yeah, like my stomach. [Jimmy gives Edd his piggy bank] Jimmy: Double Dee? Merry Christmas. Edd: Jimmy! Why thank you... but I couldn't. Jimmy: But it's Christmas! Eddy: I'll take it! Merry Christmas! Sarah: Hit the road, Scrooge! Eddy: [referring to Jonny] Does this guy sleep through the whole show? Edd: But Kevin wasn't in this show! [what Ed hears during Edd's lecture] Edd: Blah blah, yap yap, dribble dribble dribble. Kevin: They're just trying to bug me... and it worked! Rolf: A turnip for your thoughts, Kevin? Ed: [imitating Eddy] I have caused discomfort, 'cause I'm Eddy HA HA HA! [after finding a prize grabbing machine] Jimmy: Did it fall off a truck? Sarah: That's how my brother was born! Eddy: [while temporarily insane] Hamandeggsandbutteredtoast! Edd: Ed, Eddy has that insidious look again! Ed: Eddy should eat more vegetables. Edd: Ed, Eddy's getting that weird look again. Ed: Eddy should eat more vegetables. Jonny2X4: Kevin, look! I'm the bike pixie! Jonny2X4: Hey, guys! I'm inside my own head! Pretty weird, huh? Ed: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • Edd: Eddy, Ed's been showing strange symptoms. I'm concerned. Eddy: I've been concerned about Ed since the first day I met him. Eddy: Ed I'd tell ya I love ya but I ain't that kinda guy! Edd: I'm surrounded by idiots. Jimmy: Sarah! Help! BUNNY ATTACK! Sarah: JIMMY! Ed: A is for Helping a friend in need. B is for Lifting Eddy and Double D. C is for Grapefruit, which I don't like one bit. Edd: [Duct-taping his mouth] Bad mouth! Bad! Ed: Tape! Eddy: R-E-S-P-E-E-K! Respect! Lee: The way to a man's heart is through his arteries. Add a little Kanker Secret Sauce... Catsup! Ed: My head is snoring! Make it stop! Eddy: Ed, do you understand a word Double Dee says? Ed: Pass the mustard. Edd: Did you eat the sun again, Eddy? Ed: Can you guess what I'm doing? Eddy: I'm getting cramped here. Edd: We seem to be moving, Eddy. Eddy: Help. Edd: Please assist. Ed: Ketchup. Eddy: Anybody listening? Ed: Just a squirt? Edd: Signs are meant to be read. Ed: [Flying with soda rushing out of his nostrils] Gassy! Ed: [Pops out of a cardboard doll] TV for me! [Realizes that he's up on a light post] Ed: Uh... my parents moved the house, Eddy. Jonny2X4: [staring at Plank] You gotta blink sometime, you rascal, you. [a flood of soda falls on him and Plank] Jonny2X4: Gesundheit! Ed: [referring to Eddy's brother] Wait till he's seen how much I've grown. Ed: Oh no! I spat my brain out. Eddy: That's too big to be your brain, Ed! Ed: My home is the cat's tuxedo, you guys! Edd: Well, this is a fine kettle of fish... Eddy: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • Ed: I had socks, Eddy... Eddy: Where are those sponges? Ed: SHH! The walls are have ears, Eddy! Follow me! Eddy: Will you ever cease to amaze me? Ed: Yes, I will, Eddy! Ed: I'm a gymbag! WAH HAH HAH HAH! Eddy: Maybe if you're good, I'll clip your toenails for you! Ed: Oh, be still my heart... Ed: My fantasy come true! I AM BUTTERED TOAST! Eddy: Insects bug me. Edd: Anchovy paste. The inventor of this foul stench should have been imprisoned for the rest of his life. Ed: I glued a block of wood onto Jonny's foot. Edd: Ed, why did you glue a block of wood to Jonny's foot? And why these chains? Why the suit? Why Jonny? Eddy: Jonny, people really like it when you say "why" all the time! Jonny 2x4: Really? Why? Why? Edd: A suit? Annoying? Eddy: It was the most annoying thing I could think of. Edd: My father wears a suit, Eddy! Eddy: Exactly! Ed: Prepare to meet your doom, buzz buzz with wings that flies! Ed: [Eddy has jumped on Edd's head] Is it my turn to jump on your head? Edd: Let's just follow Eddy, shall we, Ed. Ed: Follow the leader! [jumps on Edd's Head] Rolf: Ranger Johnny! Why have you chosen this day to rupture Rolf's Pumpernickel? Eddy: It's gonna take me forever to fix all this air! Ed: Baby sister is sweet and cuddly, like dads bushy ear! Eddy: Let's go to my place and make pizza. Edd: I'll make the sauce. Ed: I'll get in the way and make a big mess. Ed: [after Eddy loses the election] Yay, way to lose Eddy! Eddy: Good thing I'm a man of the world. Eddy: [as he is picketing] Rolf's a jerk, ain't gonna work! Rolf's a jerk, ain't gonna work! Rolf's a jerk, ain't gonna work! Rolf's a jerk... Jonny2X4: [interrupts him] We hate brocoli! Eddy: [resumes picketing] . 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • .. Ain't gonna work! [the kids are playing Truth or Dare] Jonny2X4: Buzz, buzz, buzz off Jonny. Buzz, buzz, buzz off Jonny. [runs into fence] Nazz: You shouldn't have told him to buzz off, Kevin. Rolf: Kevin! The Weight of the Bananas are Crushing Rolf's apples! Edd: By Jove, he's got it! Ed, how *did* you do that? Ed: Because I am a brother, and Eddy is a brother to Eddy's brother, and Eddy's brother is a brother to Eddy, as a brother I am. Rolf: Tell Rolf's family and livestock to remember the son of a shepherd. Eddy: You guys gotta trust us! How are we supposed to rip you off if you don't trust us? Nazz: Guys, I just found Plank without a Johnny. [everyone is going into the alley, ignoring Eddy] Eddy: What could be more important than me, Master Eddy? Ed: Cookie dough! Ed: Evil soap! [walking by with a banana in each nostril] Ed: Buy one get one free! Huh huh huh huh... Ed: Eddy, truth or dare? Eddy: Okay, dare, Ed. Ed: Okay, I dare you, Eddy, to sprout the wings of a bat and stalk like a zombie while whistling "Row Row Row Your Boat" through a car wash! Edd: Ed, try a more reasonable dare. Ed: Okay, I dare you to be Double D! Ed: This looks like the house from "I Was A Cotton Swab In Madame Tongue Itch's Earwax Museum: The Miniseries". Ed: It's the phantom of the earwax! Jimmy: Through the teeth and under the gums! Watch out, tummy! Here it comes! Ed: Hi, Kevin! Eddy: See that loser? That's Kevin, he's the neighborhood dork, I have to slap him every now and then just to show him who's boss! Edd: Eddy! Kevin: Neighborhood dork, huh? Hey, Double Dee you gettin this? Eddy: He collects underwear and gives it to the poor pretty stupid huh, bro? SLOW DOWN, KEVIN I WAS JUST KIDDING, STOP, PLEASE! Ed: Look at him bounce, Eddy's brother! Edd: Eddy are you alright? Edd: [The knob for the front door fell off and rolled across the floor into a hole] Please tell me that didn't happen. Ed: It didn't happen 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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