奇情空间"Spaced"(1999)

Daisy Steiner: Do you rent downstairs? Brian: You mean am I gay? Daisy Steiner: WHAT? Brian: You mean am I gay? Daisy Steiner: No, I meant "Do you rent the downstairs flat?" Brian: Oh. Yep, sort of. Tim: Are you gay? Brian: Hmm? Tim: Are you gay? Brian: No. [On Daisy's party decorations] Brian: I see at as a tribute to Christo, the artist. Tim: I see it as a waste of Baco, the foil. Brian: I'll pop back later if you change your... shoes. Brian: That's chaos theory. The belief that the future is in fact a mathematically predictable preordained system. Daisy: So somewhere out there in the vastness of the unknown there's an... equation for predicting the future? Brian: An equation so complex as to utterly defy possibility of comprehension by even the most brilliant human mind, but an equation nonetheless. Tim: [in dawning realization] Oh my god... Brian: What? Daisy: What? Tim: I've got some F - -ing Jaffa Cakes in my coat pocket. Tim: [on the phone] What you doing playing army on a Sunday morning, you're missing "Grange Hill". Mike: [on the other end of the phone] The TA is no game, Tim. Tim: It isn't the TA, Mike, it's the Rough Ramblers. Mike: [grunts] You're a civilian... you don't understand, you're thinking, "It's Sunday I'd rather be in bed." Tim: And you're thinking, "It's Sunday, I'd rather be in 'Apocalypse Now'." [Tim and Duane are facing off with paintball guns] Duane: See Tim, that's the difference between you and I. Organization. Careful thinking. Forward planning. And that is why I sleep in the arms of a beautiful woman and you spend your evenings alone in your bedsit. With cheap porn. Tim: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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[Shoots Duane in the groin] Bilbo Bagshot: What about the Ewoks eh? They were rubbish. You don't complain about them. Tim: Yeah but Jar Jar Binks makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin'... Shaft. Daisy: What do you do Brian? Brian: I'm an artist. Tim: I'm an artist. Daisy: Oh, what kind of thing do you do? Brian: Anger. Pain. Fear. Aggression. Daisy: Watercolors or...? Brian: It's a bit more complex than that. Daisy: Tim does cartoons. Tim: It's a bit more complex than that. Tim: You can't dangle the bogus carrot of possible reconciliation in front of my face whilst riding some other donkey. Mike: Wanna go into your party? Tim: But they were playing 'The Timewarp'. I hate 'The Timewarp'. Mike: Daisy likes it. Tim: So what? I hate it. It's boil-in-the-bag perversion for sexually repressed accountants and first-year drama students with too many posters of Betty Blue, The Blues Brothers, Big Blue and Blue Velvet on their blue bloody walls. Daisy: Right, I'm going to the shops. D'you want anything? Tim: Porn. Daisy: Tim, I'm not going to buy you porn. You can get it from railway sidings like everybody else. Tim: I can't, I'm an adult. I'm supposed to leave it there. Bilbo Bagshot: I used to know this guy, Minty. He had a dog who he'd train to attack rich people. He was into the whole class-war thing. He called the dog Gramsci after an Italian Marxist. Rumor has it, it could smell wealth from up to 20 feet. The thing is, it all backfired. Minty won 100 grand on a scratchcard and Gramsci bit his knees off. Tim: That's terrible. Bilbo Bagshot: Not really. He used the money to buy new knees. Daisy: So who was this girl then? Tim: Her name was Cassandra, she was a psychic, she gave me her phone number... [hands Daisy a piece of paper] Daisy: That's OUR phone number. Tim: Man, she's good. Mike: They're not in the jungle. They ARE the jungle. Tim: No hard feelings. Duane: You shot me in the bollocks. Tim: Like I said, no hard feelings. Brian: I see my ex girlfriends. Well, not so much "see" as "watch"... Brian: Brian. Painter-loser. BIG FUCKING LOSER. Tyres: Mine's a pint of the black stuff. Mike: You can't drink a pint of Bovril. [Tim is being dumped by girlfriend Sarah] Tim: Just... give me a reason. You think I'm unemotional, don't you? I can *be* emotional. Jesus, I cried like a child at the end of Terminator Daisy: Every morning I wake up and it's the same. I get up and I buy the paper, and I circle them all, and I phone them only to discover they've been taken by a bunch of fucking psychic house hunters. Daisy: You have a potentially fatal allergy to brazil nuts. Tim: Yes, I have no memory of Christmas Mind you, I've got no memory of Christmas 1994 either. Daisy: Why? Tim: I don't know. Tim: You're scared of mice and spiders, but oh-so-much greater is your fear that one day the two species will cross-breed to form an all-powerful race of mice-spiders who will immobilize human beings in giant webs in order to steal cheese. Daisy: Do you want another cup of tea? Tim: Ooh, no thanks, twelve's my limit. Tim: What is this? This is rubbish. We should be listening to firm young melodies, kicking tunes, thumping bass, God I sound so stupid. Twist Morgan: Daisy. Don't you look nice? Bit of a midriff show. Big's in this season. Good for you. Twist: Hi. Interesting outfit. Marsha Klien: Oh thanks. Thought I'd make an effort. Twist: Mm, yeah. I can really see what you tried to do. Daisy: You're up early. Tim: Oh, I haven't been to bed. Me and Mike met up with these two Scottish guys in the pub and they gave us all this cheap speed. Daisy: Oh Tim, that's so tacky. Tim: Yeah I know, but y'know they were so nice. I think if we'd said no they'd have got offended and beaten us to death with a pool cue. Vulva: Abstract expressionism is so mid-to-late eighties. Tim: You know when you said it went well? Well, when you said well, did you mean shite? [Daisy answers phone] Daisy: Oh hi Mike. Yeah, he's here, I'll just get him. [to Tim] Daisy: It's your boyfriend. Tim: He's not my boyfriend. [picks up phone] Tim: Hi babe. Mike Watt: Hello Timmy. Tim: Where are you? Mike: Err, Sheffield. Tim: What are you doing in Sheffield? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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: Fell asleep on the tube. Tim: The tube doesn't go to Sheffield, Mike. Mike: Yeah, I know. I um must have changed at King's Cross. Brian Topp: Do you think I should lose the waistcoat. Tim: I think you should burn it. 'Cause, y'know, if you lose it, you might find it again. Tim: Hey deadhead. Take a bite of peach. Tim: What's the hold up? Mike: There been an accident. Someone got hurt. Tim: Who? Mike: A lady. Tim: How d'you know? Mike: Because we hit her. Tim: Did we? Mike: Yeah. That's her there. Tim: Ah. Tyres: 'Ave a banana. Daisy: So how are you, you big bloody man? Tim: I'm good, I'm good. Just, had a few things to sort out. Daisy: With Sarah? Tim: No, with George Lucas. Daisy: Tim, it's been over a year. Tim: It's been 18 months, Daisy. And it still hurts. Daisy: Well, I didn't think The Phantom Menace was *that* bad. [Brian has received a letter that simply says "Come"] Brian: It's from Vulva. Tim: Who's Vulva? Brian: An old friend of mine. Tim: You've got a friend called Vulva? Who's called Vulva? Brian: Her real name's Ian. Tim: What do you mean, her real name's Ian? Brian: She's non-gender-specific. Tim: Oh what, you mean like a tranny? Brian: [Smiles] More than that. Tim: [Scoffs] What, a big fat tranny? Mike: Don't worry Daisy. Tim's just really ANGRY at you because you've just jeopardised his future. Tim: Gerroff me, you bummer. Tyres: OI OI. Daisy Steiner: If Richard phones tell him I'm out with Colin. Bilbo Bagshot: Who's Richard? Tim Bisley: Boyfriend. Bilbo Bagshot: Your boyfriend? Tim Bisley: Daisy's Boyfriend. Brian: Let's weave! Twist: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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Brian: Yeah, well I don't want to go out, I want to stay in. Twist: Oh, and have sex! That's all you want to do, I'm not just here for one thing! Why can't you see me as a whole? Brian: I do. Twist: A whole Brian, with a 'w'! Brian: Oh. [Brian is literally wearing a painting] Tim Bisley: You've got some paint on you. Brian Topp: It's a literal tribute to the self-reflexivity of Rembrandt. Tim Bisley: Did he like it? Brian Topp: He's dead. Tim Bisley: Bloody hell, that really backfired. Daisy Steiner: I do want to go to Asia! I do want to see the Taj Mahal! The difference is, the Taj Mahal didn't sleep with it's boss and break my heart! Tim Bisley: Yeah, well... it might if you go to Asia! [On Brian] Tim: I do like him. I'm just not sure why. Mike: [Mike's thinking while being interviewed by TA Officer] I'm Andy McNab, I'm Andy McNab, I'm Andy Mc Nab, I'm Andie MacDowell ummmmm... Daisy: In the end, our relationship was just like a sandwich toaster. You know, you just forget you've got one. And it just sits there on the top of the cupboard collecting a layer of greasy fudge. And even if you do see it you just assume it's broken, you think if it's working I'd be using it all the time, but you don't and it just sits there. Then one day, you get an overwhelming desire for toasted sandwiches, you know? And you get it down and it works, and you can't believe it, you know? And then you make every kind of toasted sandwich there is, you have toasted sandwich parties. You make Marmite and cheese, chocolate and... Tim: Pilchards. Daisy: Banana and... Bilbo Bagshot: Acorns. Daisy: Acorns. And then as quickly as the desire comes, it just goes. And then you put the toaster sandwich maker away. And, you know what? Tim: What? Daisy: You don't miss it. Bilbo Bagshot: So what you're saying is 'Don't hide the toasted sandwich maker away, use him regularly and you'll get the most out of him'. Tim: No, she's saying 'Chuck your boyfriend, have a sandwich'. Mike: In 1994 while on weekend manoeuvres in France, I commandeered a Chieftain tank without permission of my immediate superiors. I then attempted to invade Paris. However, en route I stopped off at Disneyland, or Eurodisney as it was then called, and was subsequently apprehended on Space Mountain. TA Officer: Do you have any explanation as to why you might have done this? Mike: Well sir, at the time, I was suffering from serious emotional problems that had clearly affected my judgement. I had immersed myself in a fantasy world of my own creation and as a result I became very insular and uncommunicative. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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: Why do you think that was? Mike: [Shrugs] I dunno. Private Iron's command boot up: COMMAND.COM, LOAD BIOS, AXE ON/AXE OFF, FRIED GOLD 75%, ORAC:SET, ZEN:CHECK, 7 ZARK 7:ON, TO. ROM. I.O., CONTROLLER.FAT, COMSPEC.EXE, BERTHA.DAT, LOG CROSSOVER, CHOCKABLOCK - ACTIV, PARITY SET, MEMORY SET, SYSTEM STATUS, OK. [on Twist] Tim: She's shallow, Brian. She's like Cordelia out of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and latterly Angel, the spin off series which is set in LA. Brian: Don't know what you're talking about. Tim: Brian, you're such a square! Mike: Don't forget whose shoulder you cried on when the last one dumped you. Tim: I won't Mike: Or when Johnny Alpha got killed by that big flying monster in 2000 A.D. Tim: I think we should lose the axe. Mike Watt: I like the axe. Tim: I like my *face*. Mike Watt: *I* like your face. Daisy: Colin's gone. Tim: What? Daisy: He went next door. Tim: Oh, Daisy. I'm sorry. How did that happen? Daisy: He walked. Tim: Right, right. Sorry. My mum used to use "going next door" as a euphemism for being dead. Mike: Whoa. Does that mean my rabbit's dead? Tim: It's been 18 years Mike, where did you think he was? Mike: [sobbing] Next door! [Tim guesses he may move back in with Sarah] Daisy Steiner: What do you mean you have a funny feeling? Tim: I can read her like a book Daisy Steiner: Never judge a book by it's cover Tim: He who dares wins Daisy Steiner: Look before you leap Tim: Do YOU believe in life after love? Daisy Steiner: That's a song Tim: Shit. Vulva: [noticing Brian at the after-show party] Oh Brian, you came! Brian: No, I just spilt my drink. Vulva: I can't believe some of the shit I used to do with you! [Tim is sitting in the pub, writing a poem while waiting for Sarah] Tim Bisley: I've held you in my arms a thousand times / Closed my eyes and known we would always be together / I smiled at you through all your many lies / And knowing and thinking that eternity would be never / As distance dulls the memory and bitter history grows hazy / I realise my one true love is in fact a girl called...” 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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: You got mail today. [hands him envelope] Brian Topp: It's open. Tim Bisley: Yeah, I opened it because I thought it was mine since we both... have... I's in our names. [Shifts his eyes in guilt] Tim: [Duane's phone rings] Aren't you gonna answer that? Duane: I've got an answering service. Tim: You've got an answer for everything! Duane: I can't *believe* you just said that. Brian: [enters, wearing a painting] Can I borrow a teabag? Tim Bisley: [not looking at Brian] Only if you bring it back. [sighs] Tim Bisley: You can have a teabag, Brian, you can't borrow one. [turns to look at him - pauses] Tim Bisley: You've got some paint on you. Bilbo Bagshot: I once punched a guy out for saying that "Hawk the Slayer" was rubbish. Tim Bisley: Good for you. Bilbo Bagshot: Yeah, thanks. But that's not the point, Tim. The point is I was defending the fantasy genre with terminal intensity, when what I should have said was "Dad, you're right, but let's give Krull a try and we'll discuss it later." Vulva: Pud-ding! I've always loved your quirkiness. Tim: Mike I'll see you here at 00 hours. Everybody else, I'll see you here at ten! Brian: Excuse me. Mike: Let's play! Mike: [impersonating Antonio Banderas] Let's play! [as they all wake up, suddenly] Daisy Steiner: I'm sorry! Mike: I'm hit! Brian: I'm blind! Tim: Buffy! Tim: [to stop Daisy droning on about how she became homeless] ... Skip to the end. Tim: [trying to get fired] Derek? Derek: Yeah? Tim: Babylon 5 is a big pile of shit! Derek: [angrily] Get out! Tim, Bilbo Bagshot: Yaaaaay! Tim: [groans] Oh... what? Romford Thug Leader: You KNOW what. Tim: Is it because I sang the Kia-Ora advert? Daisy: Oh I remember that "It's too orangey for crows" Tim Bisley: You ready, Mike? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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: I was born ready, Timmy. Tim Bisley: Yeah, but are you ready now? Mike Watt: Uhh... yeah. Agent: Daisy Steiner? Brian Topp: Yes... Agent: Are you Daisy Steiner? Brian Topp: No... Brian's Mum: Oh, Brian, your dad and I don't care what you do as long as you're not gay. [Bilbo is trying to persuade Tim to come back to work for him] Tim Bisley: Well, I like it here, Bilbo. What makes you think I want to come back? Bilbo Bagshot: This. [Bilbo puts an answering machine on the table and presses play] Tim Bisley: [On machine; tearfully] Bilbo, this is Tim. Please can I come back? I don't like it here! Tim Bisley: [Off machine; sheepishly] You got that, did you? [to a Star Wars: The Phantom Menace fan] Tim Bisley: You are so blind! You so do not understand! You weren't there at the beginning. You don't know how good it was! How important! This is it for you! This jumped-up firework display of a toy advert! People like you make me sick! What's wrong with you? Now, I don't care if you've saved up all your fifty 'p's, take your pocket money and get out! [the little boy runs off, crying] Tim Bisley: What a prick. [to Tim] Bilbo Bagshot: I was like you once. Blonde hair. Scraggly little beard. Childlike ears. Tim: It's like when you have an orgasm on your own. Lyin there watching some porn movie you bought on a drunken, lonly night in SoHo. And you're lyin there, everything is really great. You're getting totally turned on by these absurdly graphic images. Everything seems so right, then Ppett. Bingo! You wake up. You're lyin there sweatin, despreatly lookin for the tissue, which you just know is still in your pocket. And the remote control which is somewhere on the floor. It's like walkin in on yourself. You know, 'What you doing?' That's how I felt tonight. Sitting here, feeling my heart miss a beat everytime the door opened. What the fuck are you doing. Daisy Steiner: Do you really watch porn in the flat? Tim Bisley: Uh... only when you're out. Sometimes while you're asleep in the bean bag. Daisy Steiner: Can I borrow some? Tim Bisley: Uh... Yeah. Daisy: [on Tim and Mike's robot] What does "T.F.U" stand for? Tim: Uh... The Fuckest Upest. Tim: Life just isn't like the movies is it? We're constantly led to believe in resolution in the establishment of the ideal status qua, and it's just not true. Happy endings are a myth. Designed to make us feel better about the fact that life is just another thankless struggle. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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: We live in a fantasy world, Tim. We've just constructed this fake utopia where y'know we never get old and never have to face the responsibilities of adulthood. We're just stretching our childhoods out as far as they can go. Tim: Yeah, I know. We're lucky aren't we? Daisy: I mean, I'm not going to be wearing plastic jewlery when I'm Tim: Daisy. Daisy Daisy Daisy. It's gonna be okay. Now have a big toke of this South African drug's reefer-style spliff doobie. Daisy: I don't know. It might make me paranoid. Damien Knox: Tell him I make more money pimping his grandma. Bilbo Bagshot: Will you come back? Tim Bisley: I'm already there. Bilbo Bagshot: [alarmed] What? Tim Bisley: I mean I'll come back. Bilbo Bagshot: [relieved] Oh, right. You frightened me for a moment there. Bilbo Bagshot: Will you come back? Tim Bisley: [bitterly] What? Things not working out with the new guy? Bilbo Bagshot: You could say that. [cut to Bilbo's shop] Tim's Double: Hawk the Slayer's rubbish! [Bilbo punches him out] Mike: If there's one thing I've learned from the military, it's, "Never leave a man behind." Brian: It's a dog. Mike: Or a dog. Brian: All right. Brian: Can I borrow your video recorder? Daisy Steiner: What you going to do? Stick it to a canvas as a piece depicting a nation of cathode junkies, selling their imaginations for quick-fix media hits from the Blockbuster syringe? Brian: No, I want to tape Ready Steady Cook. [Tim, Daisy and Brian have all just watched the original Star Wars trilogy] Tim: Brian, did you notice that everything that transpired in those three films - and I *mean* everything - can be attributed to the actions of one very *minor* character? Brian: Who? Tim: The gunner on the Star Destroyer at the beginning of the first film. Brian: How come? Tim: [know-it-all] Well. Hmmhmmhmm. Because, if the gunner *had* shot the pod that C-3P0 and R2 were in, they wouldn't have got to Tatooine, they wouldn't have met Luke, Luke wouldn't have met Ben, they wouldn't have met Han and Chewie, they wouldn't have rescued Princess Leia. *None* of it would have happened. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

奇情空间 (1999)

演职人员(76)

埃德加·赖特

杰西卡·斯蒂文森

西蒙·佩吉

朱丽亚·迪金

尼克·弗罗斯特

马克·希普

凯蒂·卡麦克

Aida the Dog

Lucy Akhurst

安娜·威尔逊-琼斯

Bill Bailey

詹姆斯·兰斯

皮特·萨拉分维兹

克莱弗·拉塞尔

Sally Grace

Rowena Cooper

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