The character-driven toon chronicles the nautical and sometimes nonsensical adventures of SpongeBob, an incurably optimistic and earnest sea...更多>
[SpongeBob appears on the horizon] Sandy Cheeks: Here, Patrick. Have a Krabby Patty. [whispers] Sandy Cheeks: Psst. There he is Patrick, say your line. Patrick: [picks up paper] Why thank you, Sandy. Take Patty. Too bad SpongeBob isn't here to enjoy this. These are his favorite. [on the verge of tears] Patrick: Take bite. Plankton: That naive cube. [repeated line] SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. SpongeBob SquarePants: There it is. The finest eating establishment ever established for eating. The Krusty Krab, home of the Krabby Patty, with the Help Wanted sign on the front. I've waited years for this moment. I'm gonna go in there, march straight up to the manager, look at him straight in the eye, lay it on the line, and - I can't do it! [turns away, but is stopped by Patrick] SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick! Patrick: Where do you think you're going? SpongeBob SquarePants: I was just... Patrick: No, you're not. You go in there and get that job. SpongeBob SquarePants: No, I can't! Don't you see? Patrick: Who's first words were "May I take your order?" SpongeBob SquarePants: Mine were. Patrick: Who made a spatula out of toothpicks in shop class? SpongeBob SquarePants: I did. Patrick: Who's a... who... Ungh... Who's a big, yellow cube with holes?
: I am! Patrick: Who's ready? SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm ready! Patrick: Who's ready? SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm ready! Patrick: Who's ready? SpongeBob SquarePants: *I'm ready!* Mr. Krabs: Attention all employees! Just giving you a heads-up. I'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. Whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. [Pulls out a boot] Mr. Krabs: This boot to be exact. It's very stinky, and you have to wear it all day. SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm sick, Patrick. I'm going to the doctor. Patrick: What? Oh no, you can't go! SpongeBob SquarePants: Why not? Patrick: I know a guy who knows a guy who went to the doctor, and the doctor's office is a horrible, horrible place. SpongeBob SquarePants: It can't be as horrible as the suds. [Sneezes] Patrick: Oh, it is, SpongeBob. First, they make you sit in a... waiting room! SpongeBob SquarePants: Is that the horrible part? Patrick: No, it gets worse. They make you read... old magazines! [SpongeBob shrieks] Patrick: Then the doctor pulls out his stethoscope. SpongeBob SquarePants: No! Patrick: Yes! It's a device so sinister, so icy cold when it touches your bare flesh that... Pssh! SpongeBob SquarePants: Aaah! No doctor! No stethoscope! No magazines! No Pssh! Patrick, I don't want to go to the doctor. Patrick: Exactly. Patrick: [talking to a fire hydrant] Are you Squidward? [silence] Patrick: [to the fire hydrant] That's okay, take your time. SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, tartar sauce. SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey, everybody! Not ripped pants... [Rips out pants] SpongeBob SquarePants: Pants ripped off. Someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose. Computer: Plankton: 1% Evil, 99% Hot Gas. Plankton: Well, this stinks. Mr. Krabs: [Attempting to convince SpongeBob to give him a hat] I didn't want to tell you this in front of Patrick, but that hat makes you look like a girl. SpongeBob SquarePants: Am I a pretty girl? Mr. Krabs: Well... yes, you're... you're beautiful. [Mailman passing by stares at Mr. Krabs in disgust] Patrick:
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma