"The Amanda Show" (2001) 5.2

Host: It turns my stomach to see a beating like that. Let's watch it again in slow-motion. [repeated line] Debbie: I like eggs. [The substitute teacher is getting frustrated with the "gifted class."] Substitute Teacher: And no more of your dumb rhymes! Rhyming Student: Not even sometimes? Substitute Teacher: Stop that now! Rhyming Student: Go squeeze a fat cow? Substitute Teacher: One more time and you'll get detention! Rhyming Student: Okay! I promise, I'll pay attention. Substitute Teacher: That's it, young man! You are out of this class! Rhyming Student: Whoa, my dad's gonna kick my- Substitute Teacher: QUIET! Rhyming Student: RIOT! Substitute Teacher: STOP! Rhyming Student: COP! Substitute Teacher: BILLY! Rhyming Student: SILLY! Substitute Teacher: AAAAAAH!!!! Rhyming Student: WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAH!! [repeated line] Penelope Taynt: Amanda Please! Penelope Taynt: Hello, please! [Drake and Josh jump and scream] Drake: You're not supposed to be in here! Penelope Taynt: Too bad, Jake! Josh: [giggles] Jake. Crazy Courtney: You've got something in your nose. Irritated Boy: So? Crazy Courtney: I want it. Laurie: I don't like this story! Pauly: She don't like this story! Tony Pajamas: I got ears. Pauly: He's got ears. [Tony smacks Pauly upside the head] Pauly: What was that for? Tony Pajamas: For being an idiot. Pauly: Okay. Amber: Debbie, read her her question. Debbie: Oh yeah. Okay. If you were stranded on a desert island and could only bring one item, what would you thumb?

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: Pardon? Debbie: What would you thumb? Penny: What would I thumb? Debbie: That's what it says. Amber: Debbie... that's your thumb! Debbie: Oh! What would you bring? Penny: Well, I'd probably bring my prettiest bra. It hooks in the front! And I'd bring my special medication! Amber: You can only bring one item. Penny: But... but, that's hard!