Melvin:
Understand this, okay? I absolutely, positively cannot be the only person falling head over heels in love in this relationship. It's got to be mutual.
Melvin Smiley:
Technically, you can call me a hitman.
Keiko Nishi:
Really? A hitman? Does that pay well?
Melvin Smiley:
Oh of course. I make a killing.
Cisco:
Well ain't that a bitch... All I wanted to do was to sail my boat, man, you know? Navigate by the stars, see dolphins race alongside, you know, maybe even kill a few of them.
Vinnie:
Ladies, you're so fine I want to pour milk over you and make you a part of my complete breakfast.
Crunch:
I said LAN-O-LIN, not that aloe-vera bullshit! Get it right, mutha fucka!
Melvin:
I can't stand the thought of anyone not liking me, okay! There, I said it! The thought of either one of them(his fiancee' and his girlfriend) not liking me is more than I can stand, okay!
Cisco:
Melvin, pal, the hundred or so people you've murdered over the past five years probably have relatives that don't think too highly of you.
Cisco:
Why don't you just dump the bitch?
Melvin:
The truth?
Cisco:
Yeah, I want the truth.
Crunch:
You can't handle the truth!
Cisco:
(to Crunch) Shut the fuck up!
Melvin:
The truth is, I can't handle the idea of her not liking me. I can't handle the idea of ANYBODY not liking me.
Cisco:
Hey Melvin, the hundred or so people you've killed in the last five years, more than likely have families that don't think too highly of you. (Laughs)