卧房和玄关 (1999) 6.1

Darren: [describing Jeremy] Seething animal passions about to erupt through the pie crust of decorum. Leo: Who is it? Darren: I'm not sure, but his voice washed over me like a dark, powerful river. Darren: Rub some compost in your face, straight boys love it. Darren: All relationships end. You either split up or you die. Angie: Leo, you are a strawberry blond. You can't go out with an ash blonde. It's not right! Darren: All relationships end, either one of you leaves or one of you dies. Sybil: Oh, Leo, relax. You're quite right to choose men: women are complicated. I mean, men are kind of pathetic, but at least you know where you are. Leo: Why do I have to have such a complicated sex life? Darren: It's because you give off complicated vibrations. Simplify your vibrations, your sex life simplifies itself. Sybil: [after having sex] I love being a woman, not because of you but because of me. Sally: [finds a blindfolded naked man cuffed to her bed] What the hell is this? Darren: OH HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR GERALDINE, CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE SEVENTEEN! Sally: My name is not Geraldine and it's not my birthday Darren: Isn't it? This is 25 Shelldrake Avenue? Sally: No this is 23 Shelldrake Avenue Darren: Oh, how appallingly embarrassing of me, I'm an S&M-ogram, I must've gotten the wrong address [embarrassed, under his breath] Darren: oh no! Sally: Wait... don't I know you? Darren: God I hope not [she unties blindfold, he recognizes her] Darren: AHH!