英雄不改本色 (1998) 5.9

Beano: You know what they say. "If at first you don't succeed..." Hughie: "Pull your foreskin over your heed." Young Beano: You know what they say. "If at first you don't succeed..." Hughie: "Pull your foreskin over your heed." Ray Simms: I'm not fifty. I'M NOT FIFTY! Astrid Simms: Karen will get plane tickets, just give her your credit card number. Ray Simms: I don't know my credit card number. Astrid Simms: It's on your credit card, Ray. Beano: Are you still a road dog, Hughie? Hughie: Nah. The last tour I did was ten years ago. It was Aerosmith, but they've gone and cleaned up their act. It's all wheatgrass juice and fuckin' pumpkin seeds. I hope you guys are still crazy, or I'm outta here. [Playing a game to name bands with parts of the body as part of their name] Beano: [Playing a game to name bands with parts of the body as part of their name] Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show! Clare: Objection, your honor! Hughie: Objection sustained. Beano: Well, some people 'ave hooks instead of hands. Les: Yeah, but it's not part of the body; it's not... anotomical. Beano: It is if you haven't got a fuckin' hand! Hughie: It's like 'Night of the Living Dead Two'! I'm gonna get some of those Organ Donor cards! Karen Knowles: Tell me Astrid, how are Kirby, Steele and Oakes? Astrid Simms: I don't listen to their music. Karen Knowles: They're your estate agents, the ones trying to offload Wuthering Heights, so don't pretend you don't need this. Astrid Simms: You are a bloody nosy bitch Karen, and also a slut. I remember Isle of Wight. Karen: Tell me Astrid, how are Kirby, Steele and Oakes? Astrid: I don't listen to their music. Karen:

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Astrid: You are a bloody nosy bitch Karen, and also a slut. I remember Isle of Wight. Ray Simms: I can see you Brian, so clearly, do you have a message? Brian Lovell: Got a gig on Saturday man. Ray Simms: Wha-what? Ray Simms: Beano, you are definitely our strongest link to the past. In all the time I've known you man, spirtually, emotionally there's been like zero growth. You're what they call a "flat liner". Beano: Well it's better than being a wanker! Tony Costello: The only thing I have of value, is this [pulls out Necklace with a tooth on it] Tony Costello: Jimi Hendrix's tooth, there was a fight in a pub down Oxford Street, someone planked him, and I picked it up. I knew he was a genius even then. Les: [pointing to at the girls T-Shirt] Where did you get that T-Shirt Beano: Looks like '77's been through the wash a few times Dutch Lady: 'Tis my father's, he say best band he ever saw. Les: Oh. Dutch Lady: My father, he died. Beano: Oh. Les: Oh... That's a shitter. Ray Simms: It's another sign, Brian sent them. Hughie: [Holding a joint] Would you like a hit? Karen Knowles: I haven't done that in years [the Band screws up] Hughie: Now would be a very good time to start. Ray Simms: When the icy waters closed in over me, I saw Brian Les: Do you know what he was wearing Ray Simms: I, I don't recall