Jerry Springer stars as more or less himself, the host of a raunchy, controversial and popular Los Angeles talk show which features everyday...更多>
Catherine: Are those people OK? Jerry Farrelly: No they're not OK, they're guests on my show. Angel Zorzak: I didn't say you could wear my jacket! Connie Zorzak: I didn't say you could fuck my husband. Troy Davenport: ...absolutely NO weapons of any kind. Starletta: Why he look at us when he say that? Black Woman: Let me tell ya something. This is the size of his dick baby, I'm talking bout my nail, I'm talking about the pinky part. Feels like he's poking me with a coffee stirrer! Starletta: Then you went out natural with your Erykah Badu shit, and your hair fell out from that bad perm, I'm the one that bought the wig! Vonda: Move your knees out da way! Starletta: If you're ass wasn't so big, you wouldn't need all that fuckin' seat room! Bitch needs to be on a diet. You know the TV gonna put 10lbs on your big ass! Natalie: How do you know your friend is having sex with Desmond? Starletta: 'Cause I'm standing in his living room while he getting some sorry piece of trader ass. Vonda: Who you calling a sorry piece of trader ass? Starletta: Ho', I ain't even talking to you, it's the people from Jerry. Vonda: Who you calling a ho'? Starletta: Put you hands on me, bitch, come on! Put your hands on me. I guarantee 911 won't get here fast enough for your ass! Starletta: When you was walking down the street with a trail of blood behind your ass, I bought your Kotex! Connie: Hi, I'm Connie - I'm mom in 'I slept with my step-daddy.' Charlie: I'm Charlie, 'Man By Day, Woman By Night.' Claire: "ER" my ass!