The end of the millenium has taken on a certain significance in modern day prophecies. What happens if Jesus Christ has second thoughts abou...更多>
[about human beings] Satan:
It's amazing the things they do. They're inventing themselves now. Artificial intelligence and cybergenetics and so on.
Jesus Christ: It's impressive, I admit. Satan: They're cross-fertilizing pears with apples and goats with sheeps, tobacco plants with lightning bugs. Jesus Christ: Now that's just stupid. Satan: Well, I agree. Edie: Are you really the Devil? Satan: Yes. Edie: Would you like some soup? [Satan looks completely baffled] Dave: She's a Buddhist. Jesus Christ: My father He is a jealous god. To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.