保险套惹的祸 (1997)

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  • Rushon: So Lysti, can I ask you a hypothetical question? Have you ever had a man wait seven weeks to "hit that"? Nikki: What're you asking HER for? She never made a man wait thirty minutes. Bunz: [sniff sniff] Do I smell a whore? Akmed, Singh: [singing] You've got to lick it, before you kick it! You've got to make it soft and wet before you stick it! Bunz: [angry at store owners] Ya see? This is why I'm in favor of the Immigration Reform Program, because you mothafuckas are straight off the boat, and you're already fuckin' with people! Hold up Man: Listen, ya Pakistanian pieces of shit! Give me all the money in the drawer! Akmed: [offended] We are not from Pakistan! We are Indies! Singh: I could pass for Pakistanian. Lysterine: Did you see his hair? Motherfucker look like Predator! [Lysterine does not approve of the man smoking in the Chinese Restaurant] Bunz: I'll take care of this. [walks to man's table] Bunz: [in Chinese] Excuse me, Sir. If you don't put out the smoke, my boy and I won't be getting any ass tonight. Ug Lee: [in Chinese] Oh? No problem. [puts out smoke] Bunz: [in Chinese] You're the man! [walks back to their table] Bunz: [smiling] Heh heh... I guess you thought I was just some common ol' hoodrat, huh? Lysterine: [in Chinese] Oh I still do. Bunz: Next day you go to pick her up, you're all happy and shit, but is high noon, she comes outta house and a fucking seadonkey clunks into your car! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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